Dear shelf

Dear shelf, I really like leaving my stuff here when I use the rest room. That way I don’t have to put my stuff down on the bathroom floor, which could be sorta dirty. I mean, especially if someone like my kids have used the restroom—they always make a mess. I suppose neatness takes practice. Anyway, like I was saying, it’s nice to have you here to hold my stuff. It’s also a mark of what a trusted environment we are. If this was a public restroom you couldn’t have a shelf like this—people would take stuff. I bet you couldn’t have a shelf like this in Klaus. People are taking stuff there all the time. I don’t know why, but so far we’ve been lucky here. It’s a friendly building. With a very handy shelf. Appreciate your being here.