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Josh
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Art Unseen by Josh

November 26th, 2008 11:38 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Select a piece of artwork. Study the art for however long you like. Then reproduce the art while wearing a blindfold.

Publicly display your work.

After reading Morte's praxis of this task, I remembered my high school days in which my friends and I would draw silly things with our eyes closed. So, of course, I had to reenact my childhood.

I took the opposite end of the time spectrum for this task, since it specified "study the art for however long you like," and decided I would study my piece for exactly (or close to) one second.

I had Maggie select the piece for me (online) and I restored the window while she held a clock and timed me.

This was the piece she chose:

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It's a Salvador Dali piece - Galatea of the Spheres.


Now for the drawing part. I got out my trusty and most expressive medium - the crayon! I allowed myself a 10 second glance at a scatterbrained box of 64 colors and realized there's no way I was going to get any of these colors right, but oh well, here goes.


Blindfold on?

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Draw!

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OK, I'll be honest. When I saw this painting for the first time, I was so overwhelmed by everything, all I got from it was a lot of circles and the colors involved blue and light yellow.


Well.... here's what came of it:

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(note: the image has been played with digitally so that you can actually tell where I colored)


You can imagine my surprise when I went back to the computer to see the original and someone had stuck a woman's face in it!

The outrage!

Well, I decided I would give myself one more chance, just to see the difference. This time I would study the picture for a whole 5 minutes and pick only a handful of colors to use.

I did the second take after I got home from a long day's work and I appeared to be alone, so I tried setting up the video camera in a way that would capture the epic drawing being made. I ended up trying to precariously balance it on its little ledge and made this little gem as my trial run:

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Luckily, Maggie came home right as I was about to start, and she agreed to videotape the process. I then decided that I needed to add my friend and I's experimental music over this avant-garde crayon creation, and this is the frankenstein child of those two efforts:

(note: my dumb movie maker repeats the track in the last 30 seconds because it isn't long enough - i need to find a better one)

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And this is the (again, edited) art:

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So, after such a successful recreation of a classic masterpiece, I decided it was high time my apartment-complex neighbors recognized my artistic talent. So, logically, I placed the drawings on our building's bulletin board - right by all the mailboxes!

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And just like Suave, I say, if you can't tell, why should I?

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Salvador Dali - What's he got on Crayola?

Salvador Dali - What's he got on Crayola?


Is this what he really intended?

Is this what he really intended?


I think it was more like this...

I think it was more like this...


Almost INDISTINGUISHABLE from the original.

Almost INDISTINGUISHABLE from the original.



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posted by susy derkins on November 27th, 2008 2:17 AM

Wow, the music: crazy Dalí would have like it me thinks. And the the, um, hovering eyes. I am not an Aesthematician by a long shot. But boy, "Sneezing while blindfolded" just got me, haunting that, beautiful.

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posted by Morte on November 27th, 2008 11:41 AM

The music along with the video was great.

It's harder to do than it seems at first, isn't it? The urge to peek was overwhelming, so I kept my eyes tightly shut as well. And I was terrified of markering up the table...

Good going, I think he would approve.

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posted by Josh on November 27th, 2008 3:48 PM

the music was from a side project that my bandmate and I did where we took "lyrics" from spam penis enlargement e-mails I was getting and set them to the most experimental and weird music we could think up at the time.

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posted by Morte on November 27th, 2008 9:28 PM

Oh.

My.

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posted by Josh on November 29th, 2008 1:13 PM

the lyrics were just jumbled words randomly strung together. the only thing that would even let you in to what the e-mail was was a picture that G-mail auto-blocked.

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posted by Pip Estrelle on December 21st, 2008 1:50 PM


Spam lyrics?

Brilliant!


Oh, nice crayoning and stuff, too.