This is good. I submitted two similar ads based on a George Carlin routine, one from a male perspective and one female, seeking a personal assistant.
The male one Posted first and can still be found at http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/179649809.html

Seeking personal ball washer - Financial District
I am a professional business man with all the money I could ever want. All my friends and associates squander their fortunes on more houses and cars, but I have an idea to really one-up them. I'm seeking to hire an attractive young woman to be my personal ball washer. This is entirely non-sexual. When summoned, you will enter the room, wash my balls, and leave. This will usually be requested at moments of intense negotiation with fellow business persons. It's really just about being able to flaunt the fact that I can afford a personal ball washer, when all they could think to do with their money was to buy another Mercedes. By the hour, part time, $95 hour. Serious inquiries only, please."

This ad generated no response at all. So I posted another.

Seeking peronal ball kickee, paid position - Financial District
I am a professional business woman with all the money I could ever want. All my friends and associates squander their fortunes on more houses and cars, but I have an idea to really one-up them. I'm seeking to hire an attractive young man to be my personal ball kickee. This is entirely non-sexual. When summoned, you will enter the room, allow me to kick you in the balls, and leave. This will usually be requested at moments of intense negotiation with fellow business persons. It's really just about being able to flaunt the fact that I can afford a personal ball kickee, when all they could think to do with their money was to buy another Mercedes. By the hour, part time, $95 hour. Serious inquiries only, please.

This one generated 15 responses, most of them offering their services.

so i'm up for making a little money . . . i really need some and this
sounds like a fun way to make some.
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Hi, Can I wear a cup? Here's a link for my picture:
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i'm 21/m from sf ur offer sounds interestesting at the same time insane..how hard will u kick because i have a 8 1/2 uncut that i wouldnt want to be damaged. i guess i would have to apply within and go trough a training before i accept this offer
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Keep this crap to yourself ... good grief.
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Hi my name is jack. I am a professional violinist in San Francisco. I am 27 Years old and very experienced for all your needs. I am 6'1" balck hair, Brown eyes, hairy chest. I am d/d Free and very clean, discreet and I take good care of my self I am very kind and nice and at the same time I could be controlinig and mean if I am asked to be (if you perfer) I like role play if it is going to get my partner in the mood (after all I took and acting class) but usually I am my self. I am one of those guys who knows the meaning of NO and STOP and I know how to control myself. I like any kind of sex encluding Fetishes, BDSM,...
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Sure kick as hard as you want lady.
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r u serious 95 bucks an hour and how hard is that kick
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My balls aren't used for anythinh else, they might as well be kiked by you.
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I actually know a guy who is very into this. It's not for me, I'm a
top, but he loves it. We're not close friends but see each other at
kinky parties, so it'd take a couple of days or so to get in contact
with him. One of my girlfriends and her friend both had a great time
one night kicking him in the balls for over an hour.
If you're serious let me know and I'll send this along.
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what u really need is a good fuck in the ass and i will pay u the 95 an hour if serious pls
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Now that's a good one! I would HATE to have to negotiate with you if you were going to do that at unexpected moments! I have no intention of letting you or anyone else rupture my laughing-tackle, I need them, but really, that's hillarious! Would make a good scene for a movie, why not try putting it out to some hollywood director, I'd guess you have a rare talent for the slapstick / bizzare!
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White male 45 6' 200 Willing to take the position.
Require 20 hr min per week.Paid in cash.Min 12 week guarantee.
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Your asick fucking bitch!
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the ultimate would be paying some idiot for a snuff film.
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i saw your ad on craigslist's list for the ballkicker and am very interested in the position. however my specialty is dip slapping. i can provide a variety of dick slapping services for your selection. my services wlll ehance your image and standing with your friends and business partners. per your request, i can enter the room on call and proceed to slap your business partners with my dick. i have various techniques which are quite effective, across the cheeks, across the nose, on top of the head, and in the eyes. i believe this will be extemely effective in showing off your friends. if you would like i could also walk into the room and dick slap you, please let me know if you are interested. we can discuss rates if you show interest.
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and finally: Your posting has been removed by the craigslist community.
Several craigslist readers flagged it for being inappropriate as posted.


Conclusion: nobody reads the m4w section of craigslist, at all. also, being kicked in the balls is apparently slightly less uncomfortable than some other workaday jobs.