Blitz Sehr Gut!

Identities are for chumps.

Astride the Earth with an Immense Girth

Sniff lightly and carry big sticks.

Obstruction Instruction 1: Pick up a stick

Make friends and influence giants.

From which domicile will I squeeze the most milk?

Let me build my house here before I exclude your choice.

The Gods: You let them know you're here.

As contemporary as a giant comprehends.

Skank for your ale! Drink for your art!

Jotunheim once heard "Mirror in the Bathroom" and very nearly forgot all about Ragnarok.

It's stomp because I say! Stomp because I do!

Know your classics.

Bay like the wolf and fear no Beowulf.

ic eom on eowrum meoduhealle etende eowre gesithas.

The Jotun Jostle

Honestly, it's less about the physical moves and more about the psychological ones.

Yield for no men of Midgard.

Those behind need respite, so give muscle and bone generously!

Fight Gravity, Go Up

To grow up is to fight down.

To Bifrost with you!

For every person you knock down into the maw of gravity, gravity grants you one more measure of loftiness.

Large emotions for large beings.

You get by with one to grow on.

Born on broad backs and carried by long legs go thee.

Though awfully violent, there is no one like the Jotun for a friend.