10 points
Player Photograph by Chico d'Man
September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM
Hmmm...The task is to take a picture of myself, so I picked up my digital camera, turned it on, pointed it inward and pressed the shutter button. Now, I suppose if I submitted the photo and had used a mirror showing that I was the one taking the picture of myself, then that would be proof that I had satisfied the task, but I didn't do that, and the photo I'm submitting is not the same one that I took of myself. So I guess you'll never know that I actually did take a photo of myself. But if you're curious, the photo I took of myself is here:
http://brent.veroquest.com:8000/bmiller/360/puckfoot.jpg
I've thought long and hard to come up with proof that I was the one who took that second photo, and that it was, in fact, me in the photo. I don't think I can prove that I took the photo and that it's of myself. I suppose I could send my foot for visual confirmation that it is me, but I'm just not gonna do that. But I do have the foot, so I submit to you that I have the original, and so that is the proof that it is me. And I have no idea how to prove that I took the photo. No one was even present (other than me) when I took it. Well, maybe that's good enough. No one else knows where that photo but me, so I submit to you that you if you asked every other existing sentient being, I am the only one that could show you the exact location of the photo, producing a setting and foot that is a spot-on match of the photo.
Boy I hope this description isn't going to show up on your web page because it's really long and embarrassing.
-Chico d'Man
http://brent.veroquest.com:8000/bmiller/360/puckfoot.jpg
I've thought long and hard to come up with proof that I was the one who took that second photo, and that it was, in fact, me in the photo. I don't think I can prove that I took the photo and that it's of myself. I suppose I could send my foot for visual confirmation that it is me, but I'm just not gonna do that. But I do have the foot, so I submit to you that I have the original, and so that is the proof that it is me. And I have no idea how to prove that I took the photo. No one was even present (other than me) when I took it. Well, maybe that's good enough. No one else knows where that photo but me, so I submit to you that you if you asked every other existing sentient being, I am the only one that could show you the exact location of the photo, producing a setting and foot that is a spot-on match of the photo.
Boy I hope this description isn't going to show up on your web page because it's really long and embarrassing.
-Chico d'Man
bowling? in an intertube?!
man, i need to go bowling with you sometime.. i've been doing it all wrong.