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Chico d'Man
Level 1: 10 points
Last Logged In: August 23rd, 2006
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Player Photograph by Chico d'Man

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

Hmmm...The task is to take a picture of myself, so I picked up my digital camera, turned it on, pointed it inward and pressed the shutter button. Now, I suppose if I submitted the photo and had used a mirror showing that I was the one taking the picture of myself, then that would be proof that I had satisfied the task, but I didn't do that, and the photo I'm submitting is not the same one that I took of myself. So I guess you'll never know that I actually did take a photo of myself. But if you're curious, the photo I took of myself is here:
http://brent.veroquest.com:8000/bmiller/360/puckfoot.jpg

I've thought long and hard to come up with proof that I was the one who took that second photo, and that it was, in fact, me in the photo. I don't think I can prove that I took the photo and that it's of myself. I suppose I could send my foot for visual confirmation that it is me, but I'm just not gonna do that. But I do have the foot, so I submit to you that I have the original, and so that is the proof that it is me. And I have no idea how to prove that I took the photo. No one was even present (other than me) when I took it. Well, maybe that's good enough. No one else knows where that photo but me, so I submit to you that you if you asked every other existing sentient being, I am the only one that could show you the exact location of the photo, producing a setting and foot that is a spot-on match of the photo.

Boy I hope this description isn't going to show up on your web page because it's really long and embarrassing.

-Chico d'Man

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Me, bowling

Me, bowling


Pic of myself

Pic of myself

My right foot. (The Inevitabe Sequel to "My Left Foot?"



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is that you?!
posted by mock piratey turtle on June 27th, 2006 1:42 AM

bowling? in an intertube?!

man, i need to go bowling with you sometime.. i've been doing it all wrong.