bill s. preston esq. / Texts
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faux-toe booths rule!!
umm.... yeah, i was about to say. i made an effort to clear my schedule for this day. if the villain retires to cabo, i'm gonna be pissed.
I agree with the new rule wholeheartedly.
Charlie Fish for the Win !
but.... doesn't the task say 'new rules?' where's the rest?!
I am Evil Bill, Esq. This is Ted 'Theodore' Logan.
Together, we are... well, you know.
Haven't we met?
yeah dude we only give out bonus points in the form of air guitar anyway.
Vote for the lack of tolerance for cuntish discussion.
( p.s. I never did hear/read the original statement... always wanted to know how to say that word in French. Bandit? Any help? )
Glad somebody else is interested in the future.
SNIDE is good, but lame for removing their comment. you are lame for flagging this text. (re: Player Photograph)
Ah yes, the urban dictionary. Repository of all information true and unadulterated, it is academically cited worldwide. Scientific, extensive, and in its four hundredth eleventieth seventh edition this coming spring, the dictionary will one day surpass the unparalleled importance of the wikipedia. Yes, someday soon.
If you've never utilized this bountiful resource, Wyld Stallyns recommends it wholeheartedly. However, caveat lector:
not all the definitions are actually true.
Dear reader, do not wonder at such a strange object. Express your awe at the ever-multiplying multitudes of tongue-in-cheek verbal mastery. It is clear that the problems of this.... this... book, are in no small part due to its being called a dictionary, rather than a cuntionary. (ask... he's got one.)
CAUTION: If you are the Vixen (see comment), or someone similarly offended by strong or difficult language, you may want to keep this task post out of sight of your wife and servants.
An entrée :
Some more level-headed information for your reading pleasure.
This task post is intentionally submitted to revolutionize your prior perception of just one little word. By channeling the desires of LEWL, and documenting the aesthetical pleasures of not only this word itself, but the articulations of urban-dictionary readers worldwide, the desires of many and multiple trajectories are launched forward.
Let it be known that this humble player only uses such words when referencing historical exits by angered anti-ism-ists.
Y'all are encouraged to do otherwise.
Thus follows a documentation and investigation of the fearsome and alluring word,
by way of the oft-wielded URBAN DICTIONARY...... everything below is word for word as found but has been separated from the surrounding falsity.
In the future, in at least one instance, the falsity will be erased more permanently.
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The word is only insulting to Americans and over zealous feminists who don't realise its beauty.
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The tastiest meal.
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Thought to be the most effective word in the english language for making one's point. It may also be sprinkled onto everyday sentences to spice them up rather dramatically.
It is often ranked higher in power than both 'fuck' and 'cock' combined.
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Finest english expletive available, allowing maximum possible offense with the minimum required effort.
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A sweet name for a sweet thing.
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an amazing powerful word, one that needs to be accepted as 4 letters made into a word which describes a beautiful part of the female body or as a fantastic word for insulting people who are really anal!
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Word can be used to describe a tough broad or a hardass. Not neccessarily a derogatory phrase.
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A term of endearment used between young women in the Northeastern United States. Reflects their reclamation of power through the word's root meaning in the female sex organ. It is usually used in the US as derogatory term for women, wielding the most power for offense of any word in the English language.
Also a term of endearment used between men in UK and Australia.
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Used as a deragatory word towards women, but reclaimed as some as a power word. Giving the word cunt powers like that of bitch. Used to show power, beauty, intellegence, attitude and how fierce one really is. In the process of being reclaimed by women and gay men the world around.
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Old English derogatory term for a prostitute. Gropec*nt lane - a road in Evenley, Northants, England. Where some went to.... well you get the idea.
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Caring understanding nurturing and tender. I.e. my wife when around me on a daily basis.
"honey....you C"
let's drown everyone in our oceans of benign villainry until, um, there is no villainry and we are all good anti-villains!