5 + 13 points
Saucy Tales by Boreal Nemeton
April 10th, 2010 11:21 AM
My house has a hummus problem.
The problem is that my housemates and I all like hummus. We all buy hummus. And when we get takeout from the middle-eastern restaurant, we get a side of hummus. You'd think we'd eat a lot of hummus. You'd be wrong. We buy a lot of hummus. We eat a bit, then we forget we have it. At the grocery, we buy more. After all, we haven't eaten hummus in a while, so we must be low. Right? Wrong. We're stockpiling. And every time we finish a container and give ourselves permission to buy another, we find an old one in the back of the fridge.
We have new hummus:

Old hummus:

And hummus not-yet-made:

This afternoon, I at the old hummus.

Hopefully I'll be okay.
Now, onto the Tofu Tzatziki:

It's only a matter of time before we find more hummus.
The problem is that my housemates and I all like hummus. We all buy hummus. And when we get takeout from the middle-eastern restaurant, we get a side of hummus. You'd think we'd eat a lot of hummus. You'd be wrong. We buy a lot of hummus. We eat a bit, then we forget we have it. At the grocery, we buy more. After all, we haven't eaten hummus in a while, so we must be low. Right? Wrong. We're stockpiling. And every time we finish a container and give ourselves permission to buy another, we find an old one in the back of the fridge.
We have new hummus:

Old hummus:

And hummus not-yet-made:

This afternoon, I at the old hummus.

Hopefully I'll be okay.
Now, onto the Tofu Tzatziki:

It's only a matter of time before we find more hummus.
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