For The Win! by The Villain
October 3rd, 2007 11:06 PM
I wore it around on my chest for a day. It happened to be my birthday today.
Katrina was the first person to kiss me. She is a married woman.
I was kissed two other times. Not bad for having told everyone that I am still getting over a cold.
But I couldn't find any players to kiss me. This is to be expected, as I am one of only three active players in Chicagø. After all day searching, I was finally able to track down Terpsichore, who indulged me with Kiss And Make It Real.
And, since no one gave me any presents this year, I went out and found myself a present. It appears to be some sort of Image Macro:
My birthday is usually a lonely event. Today was no exception. I took myself out to breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This is me at dinner:
This is why it is every so much more special that I received an onslaught of birthday well-wishes through SFØ today. I'd like to thank everyone for making me get all teary-eyed, and especially that fox, the Vixen, for springing this digital surprise birthday party! I wonder if you are planning to post this as some sort of task, 'cause I sure think it deserved points.
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I love amazing analogue b-day moustaches!!!
This reminds me of hmmm.. must have been my 22 birthday...
The only present I got was a book from my mom.
I had to plead with my gf at the time to take me out for a drink.
However, I did buy myself a present, a shinny shinny schwin beach cruiser.
It got stolen the next day!
I hated birthdays ever since. Until I moved to CA broke up with my gf made a bunch of cooler friends got a better gf who I convinced to throw me a b-day bbq which I managed to stretch out across the whole month of June.
The moral is... Your B-days will get more awesome... just wait.
The moustache tis getting grander, by the way.
My birthday dinner consisted of blueberry pancakes with a blueberry smoothie.
Yum.
Happy happy happy! May there be more smooches and may others buy you smoothies!
Didn't want to be left out...
But really, happy birthday!
Kiss from a married woman, eh? How villainous of you.
I dare you to wear that sign in sf...
When that moustache gets to an appropriate length, you MUST curve it upwards like Dali. You -must-.
wait a second...
first an admission: I had to flag this on purely literalist grounds. flagged
second: now I catch myself wondering if you're angling for an unretirement of this.
villain!
I love getting away with stuff that I should be allowed to do.
If I wasn't married I would kiss you Villain!
Much as I hate to scold a foe on his birthday, we really shouldn't let you get away with this.
Task don't say, "write something cool, wear it around for a day, take neat photos."
From which government or large corporation did you demand a kiss? If you cannot provide a satisfactory answer, we may be forced to suspend your artistic license.
Although, I note in passing that there is a task which merely demands a kiss. And, you could even claim that bringing forth a physical representation of an image macro should considered an act of making it real, for extra cool wordplay points.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury...
In my defense, I offer the following interpretation:
A) The message displayed on Wednesday, October the 3rd of 2007, reads "Kiss me, it's my birthday." The opinion I express here is that, on a person's birthday, the expression of love should replace the presentation of purchased gifts. This is an opinion with which I am sure most of you can agree.
B) The message was displayed extensively in and around the Art Institute of Chicago, which, being a private college, is a significantly large corporation. The message was brought before staff, faculty, administrators and students at various points throughout the day.
C) An Image Macro is defined by the Wikipedia as "a picture with digitally superimposed text." In the creation of my message, I have superimposed text over an image of pink flowers (you might also observe that there is also a picture of a cake, if the flowers are deemed insufficient).
In closing, it is my belief that I have represented the task of For The Win! to a sufficient level, with the exception of using digital means to write my message. I leave it to you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, to decide the viability of this task completion among the Praxis. I am at your mercy.
The Villain
An excellent defense, Villain. I'm impressed.
if you count the fact that you used your digits to write the message, the text was superimposed digitally. in a sense...
I ignored everything about this except your moustache.
My.
My.
Aww sweetie, t'wasnt no task! Must EVERY nice gesture be sf0 related? :) By the way, are those pancakes?!?!