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Saucy Tales by Chasm
November 27th, 2011 7:51 PM
A Tale of Two Condiments: Tragedy in the Fridge.
In preparation for this Task, I carefully opened the fridge, after donning a gas mask, and cautiously reached my hand into the deep recesses of the aforementioned appliance.
HORRORS!
Not one, but TWO opened bottles of Tapatio sauce.
What horrid human being had the audacity to open two Tapatio bottles? Didn't they know that it would take forever to finish them off? Have they no decency?
And once they had opened two bottles, did they remedy their mistake by finishing off one bottle, then starting on the next? No! This depraved entity has attempted to use them at a near equal pace. The result? Two bottles, both nearly depleted, forever striving against each other in a race to see which one will be first to be emptied, stripped of their labels, and discarded to the recycle box on the porch, where they will wait in suspenseful silence until they are taken to the edge of the street... where a monstrous, environment killing truck will come and swallow them into oblivion. And their lives will end.
In preparation for this Task, I carefully opened the fridge, after donning a gas mask, and cautiously reached my hand into the deep recesses of the aforementioned appliance.
HORRORS!
Not one, but TWO opened bottles of Tapatio sauce.
What horrid human being had the audacity to open two Tapatio bottles? Didn't they know that it would take forever to finish them off? Have they no decency?
And once they had opened two bottles, did they remedy their mistake by finishing off one bottle, then starting on the next? No! This depraved entity has attempted to use them at a near equal pace. The result? Two bottles, both nearly depleted, forever striving against each other in a race to see which one will be first to be emptied, stripped of their labels, and discarded to the recycle box on the porch, where they will wait in suspenseful silence until they are taken to the edge of the street... where a monstrous, environment killing truck will come and swallow them into oblivion. And their lives will end.
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posted by Kate Saturday on November 28th, 2011 11:52 AM
oh dang friend those things keep forever. also if you need help using them up me and my friend this straw here might be able to help.
posted by Shenanigan on November 30th, 2011 7:23 AM
5 points for your writing skills.
You managed to take 2 opened bottles of hot sauce and compose it into a convincing tale of tragedy.
Bravo, sir.
Points for narrating a very saucy saucy story.