Zhee Meatss Needz Cheffing / Texts
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Irresseeeestible.
surry i ves tryeeng tu sey
RIGHT OoN
sper i veell bork yoouur fece-a bork oour noot
muneeffest bells mure-a interneeetment thun muneeffest desteenyee-a.
vhy hes yuoor grey beerd becume-a vheetish? ere-a yuoo tekeeng lessuns frum gundelff? yuoo ere a veezrd veellein perheps?!?
be a creb velk beckverds leeke-a preence ooff-a hemlett. Um de hur de hur de hur.
the satirical slave says here that old men have grey beards; their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit ...
you yourself sir, should be as old as i am, if like a crab, you could go backward.
CONGRETOoLETIONS BEER OoF YELLOV
vhy iet boorgers vhee yuoo cun hefe-a guoormet guubla guubla guubla torkee? i'm elreedy prepereeng fur thunksgeefing.... zee bestest huleedey ooff zeem ell. thet's ectooelly zee reesun i ceme-a tu thees cuoontry, tu leern ebuoot guubla guubla torkee und hellooeee und geefe-a up oon my hebeets ooff beeff und cheeckee zeey inslefe-a us veet in svedee. nubel preeze-a hesn't tooght unyune-a unytheeng. oooo peoot itre-a feelet doo purc oox pummes, deejun, efec chempeegnuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork!... préperez fuoos, mes daandes, son juoor fa fenir it mun fuoorn c'est prêt !
ZUPER SUIT F T W !
you borking cheater you.