Previously "cooks"

My marker struck like the stabby thing of a deadly and mischievous ninja.

Previously "Tilly"

I changed two letters for this but they were both the same one. (The Tilly is the place for getting slightly edible things around here.)

Previously "chewing gum"

Moving far away from everyone you know to attend college is great for some, but can be very depressing to others.

Previous last word "uprightly"

It may be a little low but I've made my little contribution to the world of commentary on organized religion.