Like others before me pointed out, it's hard to find celebrity names. I was able to find one celebrity and a founding father so I figured, "Hey, why not take this task to a whole new level. Let's have two celebrities meet through the mail."

I wrote a very lovely fan letter from John Adams to Michael Moore (none of the opinions expressed in the letter our representative of anyone in particular and are purely meant for jest and not to cause mental or bodily harm. In the event that you are offended by the views expressed in the letter you may direct your angst at one or up to both of my rear end cheeks).

My hopeful outcome of this two-way attack is to have Mr. Moore either 1) come to the realization that he and someone else in the area share names of famous people 2) observe that maybe John Adams deserves a piece of fan mail in return, or 3) consider writing a response, as Michael Moore, to John Adams trying to make his day and not burst his bubble (thus confusing the hell out of John entirely)

The best outcome for option three would be that John sends another letter in return stating his confusion which would leave Mr. Moore completely confused as well.

Chaos ensues and perhaps a small amount of mass hysteria. Here's hoping.