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Creeping Like Frost
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 535 points
Last Logged In: January 1st, 2008


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Find Jesus by Creeping Like Frost

June 22nd, 2007 7:06 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Find a Jesus.

This task was somewhat inadvertently completed the other day whilst I was working with my father (who is an electrician) installing the electrical components for a new production line in a metal-working factory.

Ratchets have always been a favorite tool of mine--incredibly easy to use with the added bonus of cool clicky noises that makes you feel really professional. Because my daddy knows everything about everything, I asked him to explain why ratchets make clicky noises, and how it is exactly they work. Sparing the technical details (it's actually really quite simple), he showed me a ratchet he had taken apart a day or so before and explained that it wasn't put back together yet because he lost the "Jesus clip"*.

The term "Jesus clip" describes a series of different clippage devices that are all lovingly termed "Jesus clips" because they have the tendency to spring out of devices when one is installing or removing them. Airborne Jesuses can travel yards in any direction and then are usually never seen or heard from again. Upon losing such a clip, one yells some variation of "JEEEZUSSSS CHRIST, WHERE'D THAT f***IN' THING GO?!"

And THAT, my friends, is how they got their name. Supposedly.

Anyway, since I'm really ridiculously good at finding the impossible, I offered to have a look around the general vicinity to see if I could find it (if it hadn't been swept up yet). After looking in, on, around, and under various machines and scrap carts for about 2 minutes, lo and behold- I found the Jesus clip! When I realized what I'd done (found a Jesus, that is), I was so excited I told my dad to wait on fixing the ratchet until the next day, when I could bring my camera to "recreate" and document my finding experience.

*(technical name- "internal C- clip")

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Jesus clip.

Jesus clip.

An internal C-clip ("Jesus clip"). This was after I found it, for the record.


Where could it be?

Where could it be?


Ahah!

Ahah!

Jesus has been spotted, under a cart. (Yes, I had to "put him back" to approximate where I found him so I could get the picture.. -_-)


Jesus meets his maker.

Jesus meets his maker.


Back where he belongs...

Back where he belongs...



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Yes!
posted by Lank on June 22nd, 2007 7:32 AM

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!

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posted by Ziggy C. on June 22nd, 2007 11:12 AM

"Airborne Jesuses can travel yards in any direction and then are usually never seen or heard from again."

Classic.

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posted by rongo rongo on June 25th, 2007 7:04 AM

Wow...found him in a very unexpected way

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posted by Creeping Like Frost on July 16th, 2007 8:24 AM

Thank joos for all the votes.. Hahah.. joos. Get it? *snort*

Um. Yes. I do loves muh jeezy.

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posted by Aurora on January 19th, 2008 9:48 AM

Ahaha, why didn't I see this completion earlier? You rock, my sister. Go do some more shit in Colorado now!