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Rainbow Bright
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A Strange Kind of Love by Rainbow Bright, tuesday morning, Plastic Jesus

August 25th, 2007 12:50 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Express your love for something conventional in an unconventional way

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Express your love for something unconventional in a conventional way

It was a wednedsay morning that our unconventional lovefest began. Awaiting our arrival, on the doorstep to the See Jane Run Warehouse was a sad little bird, completely covered in oil. He was unable to fly and was obviously distressed. He was in dire need of a little TLC. Luckily he chose to perch on the right doorstep...

After doing a bit of research, it was off to buy some Dawn soap; it's tough on grease, you know. It was time to show our love for our new found friend by giving him a bath...an unconventional method of showing love, if you ask me. I don't recall anyone ever saying to me, "I love you so much; now hop in the sink so I can wash you with dish soap." I won't bore you with wordy bath details....the pics tell the story.

The bird was quickly deemed "Jane," how original. Post-bath Jane lived in a bra bin next to the heat lamp for a day until he was healthy enough to eat. Once we knew he was no longer at risk of dying, he took to living in his bra bin under my desk for two days.

After the first failed attempt at integrating him back to the outdoors with his friends. we had to come up with an alternate plan. Poor little Jane couldn't fly. Not wanting him to be eaten by the neighborhood cats, Jane went back to scooting around under my desk. After a day and a few phone calls, we found a safe haven for Jane at the Wildcare Home in San Rafael, compliments of the Tri-State Bird Rescue and Research Center. Tuesday Morning graciously took him up there where he will live until he is healthy enough to return home.

See Jane Run wishes Jane a healthy recovery with the upper class folks in Marin County! Stop by for a suddsy lovefest anytime.

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Instructions on how to wash a distressed bird.
The Bath Begins
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Tuesday Morning Jumps In To Help
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Getting Rinsed
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Tuesday Morning gives him a smooch!
Resting
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Jane, His Love Note, and His Heat Lamp
Mood Lighting
Love and Poo...Green Poo
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Attempt to Release
Hmmmm.....
Fly Away Jane!
Plastic Jesus is Pulling For You!
We All Look On....
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Go, Jane, Go.
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Posing For The Camera
No Dice...
Checking Out The Wing Situation
Sad Day!

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posted by Rainbow Bright on August 25th, 2007 12:51 AM

Before everyone lets me know that there is a Biome task for this exact project, I'll save you the time and let you know that none of us could do that task...hence...an unconventional lovefest! Who doesn't enjoy a good lovefest sometimes anyway?

Yay for sharing the love!
posted by K! on August 25th, 2007 9:27 AM

I'll just vote for the good deed alone, not to mention well documented. :)

You Know…
posted by Blue on August 25th, 2007 10:28 AM

I fricking hate pidgeons

but I fricking love unconditional unconventional love!

As far as not being Biome goes… there are ways around that…
It just takes longer and you might not get the vote/point love

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on August 26th, 2007 5:47 PM

Jane is probably the cleanest pigeon in town.

follow up...
posted by tuesday morning on August 26th, 2007 7:51 PM

Jane was dropped off at Wild Care in San Rafael on Friday afternoon where he will be given the care he needs. They said his wings were in bad shape and it would probably take about 2 or so weeks to get his wings in flying condition again. however, I'm happy to report that his feet were in tip top condition. clean bird... must have gotten a pedicure. They usually release a group of pigeons at a time, but we will be contacted about the release. MAD JANE LOVE.

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posted by Ted Logan on August 28th, 2007 8:24 PM

bill and me fell in love once, but not with each other.

Unconventional to say the least.
posted by Bex. on August 31st, 2007 3:10 AM

Yech. That's not a bird, that's a pidgeon. I think its in the rodent family. It did look sorta cute though...

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posted by Death (the Bassist) on August 31st, 2007 6:08 PM

save souls all you want jesus, i'll be there at the final judgment.

Wait a second...
posted by Herbie Hatman on October 29th, 2007 12:24 AM

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You didn't eat it?