Well, why not do both?

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"Cryogenics: The art of freezing something alive, then thawing it at a later date. Very similar to a TV Dinner"
- "Welcome to Omega Flats"

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The first thing I did was to take a container of yogurt:

put a cellulose manual handling device in it:

and stick it in the cryogenic chamber:


The yogurt cultures will freeze and hibernate. So the aging process has slowed down.

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Second, when I got the newspaper today, I saw this headline:


I also saw the same paper when I went to McDonald's for the second half: speeding up an aging process. Or at least getting closer to death.

I ordered a Hot Cakes meal with Hash Browns and a small soda:


I put all 3 pats of margarine and 2 tubs of syrup on it:


Then ate it all:


If the cholesterol, fats, sugars, soda chemicals and the like don't speed up the aging process, I don't know what else will...