The Speed of Time by Dennis Carwyr
August 11th, 2010 7:18 AM"Cryogenics: The art of freezing something alive, then thawing it at a later date. Very similar to a TV Dinner"
- "Welcome to Omega Flats"
The first thing I did was to take a container of yogurt:
put a cellulose manual handling device in it:
and stick it in the cryogenic chamber:
The yogurt cultures will freeze and hibernate. So the aging process has slowed down.
Second, when I got the newspaper today, I saw this headline:
I also saw the same paper when I went to McDonald's for the second half: speeding up an aging process. Or at least getting closer to death.
I ordered a Hot Cakes meal with Hash Browns and a small soda:
I put all 3 pats of margarine and 2 tubs of syrup on it:
Then ate it all:
If the cholesterol, fats, sugars, soda chemicals and the like don't speed up the aging process, I don't know what else will...
Yogurt
With LIVE cultures
Yogurt on a Stick
Getting ready for the experiment
Yogurt on a Stick in the Freezer
Next to a chocolate pudding suffering the same fate
Today's (2010-08-11) Headline
I saw this paper while walking into McDonald's.
The Breakfast
Hotcakes, deep-fried hash browns, 3 pats of margarine, 2 tubs of syrup, and a cola.
The Star of the Show
The Hot Cakes
Butter #1
The whole pat...
Pat #2
More butter. (Well, margarine actually...)
The Last Pat
Looks heart-cloggingly yummy already, doesn't it?
After the syrup
Both tubs of syrupy goodness. (Notice I already started on the hash browns as well.)
Last Bite
Sorry, I didn't drink the remaining syrup.
