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HEIMApple
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Death Kava by HEIMApple, sami, Garret Sollinger

April 22nd, 2009 1:43 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Eat a food that frightens you.

sami: i love sushi. i love things that make other people squeamish, like masago (tiny fish eggs) and eel. but... quail eggs.. terrify me. do you know what a quail is?
quail2.jpg
adorable right?
you know what else is adorable?
babies.
do you want to eat what comes out of babies?
well i don't want to eat what comes out of quails.


Garret: Frightens me? Oh yeah, quail eggs definitely frighten me. Slimy goo inside an spotted oval shell. what else could you want?!

We showed up to my favorite sushi place here, Domo Sushi, and sami, Marty, Timmy, Zayda, and I sat down at a quaint corner booth and ordered the Uzura. A plate of 4 small quail eggs showed up, lids cracked off with ponzu sauce (a Japanese vinegar sauce), masago and chives inside. Terrified faces all around. we grab them and with a quick toast we throw them back. Tasty! I'd love to have another! Anyone for sea urchin next?

sami: sea urchin, sure. but i'm never eating one of the nasty raw eggs again.

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a quail

a quail


2 quail eggs cost $1 ...and your self respect

2 quail eggs cost $1 ...and your self respect


do you see the terrified expressions..

do you see the terrified expressions..


...on our faces?

...on our faces?







i'm crazy

i'm crazy

final thoughts flashing through my head: i'm really going to eat this. it looks like someone liquefied a snail inside its shell and stirred in eyeball juice, and it's going to go in my mouth. yes, i am crazy.






quail egg ikebana?

quail egg ikebana?

sami: these are pretty. i would take one home if looking at them didn't instantly replay the horrible memory of quail yolk sliming down my throat.





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posted by Peter Garnett on April 22nd, 2009 11:08 AM

I was hoping this'd happen eventually.

vote because...
posted by Poisøn Lake on April 22nd, 2009 3:24 PM

you ate something my cat refuses to eat.

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posted by Rin Brooker on April 22nd, 2009 3:56 PM

Even I chickened out on that. Good job!

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posted by Garret Sollinger on April 23rd, 2009 12:37 AM

Your cat won't eat quail eggs? Well it's missing out.

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posted by Poisøn Lake on April 28th, 2009 4:15 PM

she eats around them...it's a bit weird.

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posted by Charlie Fish on April 23rd, 2009 8:23 AM

Lick, sip, suck.