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Boone Siebersma
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Alltime Score: 140 points
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Once Upon a Time... by Boone Siebersma

November 6th, 2007 4:26 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Tell or read a story to an animal. Document the animal's reaction to your storytelling skills.

i read a story i wrote, titled, 'two cocks for karen,' to my quaker, euclid. i think it got her in the mood, because she was kissing my mouth the entire time, and purring. now, as i type this, she's nibbling on my ear. (it's a sexy story written in the style of a first reader. sadly, not illustrated yet.)

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posted by Laura on November 6th, 2007 4:36 PM

You could have read her the dog-rape story. Then she'd be ALL SEXIED UP!

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posted by Stu on November 6th, 2007 7:32 PM

That cracks me up, dude.

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posted by Meta tron on November 7th, 2007 9:20 AM

What is a 'quaker'? I googled it and just got the religious sect...

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posted by Boone Siebersma on November 28th, 2007 7:59 AM

a quaker is a type of parakeet. try googling 'quaker parakeet.'