Did you know that Flat Stanley, beloved hero of a children's book series and ubiquitous third-grade school project, was Amish? Yeah, neither did I. Especially not when he showed up riding a cherry-red motor scooter, wearing ornamental buttons galore and sporting a considerably more punked-out look than I remembered from my elementary school days. But as it turns out, Flat Stanley was raised in an Amish community, and now that he's a teenager, he's allowed to run wild and sample all the sex, drugs, and advanced technology the secular world has to offer. His family predicts that he'll realize how overrated it all is and return to the fold, but after following Flat Stanley at a distance for a night and documenting the veritable binge of debauchery that unfolded over those eight hours, I'm not so sure...