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Well, in honor of it's unfortunate demise, I have one final tale to tell:
Yesterday evening, I stopped by for the third time that day. There were two young thuggish ne'er-do-wells staring at the shelter in ecstatic shock. I approached them, and pretended to know nothing. They were shouting in shock at the CD player that they just discovered.
"What the fuck!" the first hooligan exclaimed, "who would do this?"
"Seriously, this is nicer than my house..." said the second rapscallion.
At this point the first miscreant moved a pillow on the bench to climb up and observe the electronics. He moved each piece, examining it, and describing it to his fellow reprobate. Then, he gently and gingerly put it all back into place, stepped down, and returned the pillow to it's original place.
He turned the volume up on the speakers and began to hop around in the street, hooting and bouncing to the now too-loud music. I took my leave at this point and watched from my parked car a block or so away.
The two scamps danced and hopped in the enclosure for the next ten minutes until the bus arrived. I got our of my car, intent on returning the volume to it's previous level, when I saw more thugs approaching.
Fortunately, these scoundrel were Lowteck and Company, also coming to tend to our public garden of comfort. We decided that it would be best to then turn the volume and bass down to reasonable levels, and then remove the knobs... Fortunately Lowteck carries a Leatherman. Of course.
After that display of reverence by the two streetwise urchins previously, I half expected the whole thing to last for weeks. Hell, I had plans for a little Pirate Radio...
Oh well. Temporariness is the way of all Public Art. I really enjoyed preparing it and seeing people's reactions, which were far more enthusiastic than I'd hoped.
Hahahhahahahah....
I... uh... have been inside the Moulin Rouge in Amsterdam.
Ask Josh about it.
...I'm pretty sure no one did.
Well, alright then.
Poor Eva has no idea what the poster is for...
Imagine my suprise on clicking "Updates" and seeing the nipple-syrup exchange, devoid of any context....
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Awe-some.
That Grinch is a bum.
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No need to do all your tasks over again :)
I should clarify my comment; I'm lukewarm on the task itself, and frosty on douchebaggery.