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Jeremy Cezanne
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Bigger is Better by Jeremy Cezanne, SNORLAX, Sara Johnsen

March 9th, 2008 3:20 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Create a middle or high school style science project of ridiculous proportions.

Video or photographic proof is a must.

A large Science Fair Project!

I've been hoarding this task for a while. We started this task towards the end of 2006. After very little deliberation, we decided to make an over-sized volcano and over sized rock candy. Unfortunately a lot of the pictures and most of the video were destroyed in a series of hard drive crashes. It was still was a fun adventure and I still have enough documentation for a short proof. So, almost a year and half of crystal growth, 2 garbage cans, 3 major ant invasions, and 150 pounds of granulated sugar later, here it is.


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VOLCANO:

This part of the science fair project didn't get finished. The original plan was to make a volcano almost as tall as me. We experimented with a variety of classic childhood science projects, including soda/mentos and baking soda/vinegar. Some of the relatively small test turned out very promising. It faltered after I failed to find a cheap source of ingredients.

This is one of the more successful test volcanos. A five gallon jug with soda and mentos.

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ROCK CANDY:


Preparation:

The first step was to make an oversaturated sugar solution. The rope needed to be soaked in the solution and then dried.










This process was repeatedly being done on a large scale, which led to several ant problems. Periodically the rock candy rope got removed from the containers so that the sugar solution could be replaced. Every single time we did that, and no matter what precautions we took, I managed to a attract a batalion of ants.

replacing the solution:






Unfortunately, much of the crystal growth occured on the containers themselves.








For over a year I managed to stave them off with a water mote around the containers.





Unfortunately, during this last winter, the ants finally won their war of attrition. Perhaps as an act of desperation (?), they had managed to cross my water moat even though most of them were dying in the process. That was the last straw and I immediately ended the project. In my haste to get rid of the ants, I took a picture of the ants, but not the end product.

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a few of the dead ants


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posted by GYØ Ben on March 9th, 2008 3:36 PM

SHPLANKED!!!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 9th, 2008 3:57 PM

Stupid ants.

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posted by anna one on March 9th, 2008 3:58 PM

The first time we met, you were talking about this project. I'm so glad you've finally posted it!

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posted by Lincøln on March 9th, 2008 4:32 PM

Holy crap. A year. I thought I was taking a seriously long time with some of mine. I can never complain about taking a long time on a task ever again.

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posted by teucer on March 9th, 2008 5:16 PM

Yeah, that's worth a vote just for the time spent pursuing a single praxis.

Also the content.

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posted by TEA on March 9th, 2008 6:24 PM

This is really amazing. Good job with the water moat.

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posted by susy derkins on March 9th, 2008 10:57 PM

I like the insect choreography. Or are you going to do ant ballet using water moats and that beautiful rock candy donut? They must´ve developed a religion based on that already: martyrs, everything!

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 10th, 2008 8:13 AM

Oh, man, ant religion. You're right, the pilgrimage to the Big Rock Candy Mountain is not for wimps.

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posted by GYØ Ben on March 10th, 2008 9:33 AM

Maybe you should gift the giant rock candy to r0ck c4ndy.

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posted by Burn Unit on March 10th, 2008 11:49 AM

yeah I'm sure that's just what she needs: giant pieces of candy that Jeremy Cezanne has a) licked and b) pretended are a giant wang. oh. and c) ants

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posted by rongo rongo on March 10th, 2008 12:40 PM

Hmm, I wonder why people do this with sugar rather than salt (which would at least have less of an ant issue). Maybe salt doesn't super saturate as well.

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posted by SNORLAX on March 10th, 2008 5:43 PM

sugar is much tastier than salt?? that would be my best guess.

jeremy insisted that I post the "wang photo." he didn't get the nickname, the crotch goblin for nothing.

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posted by Kyle Hamilton on March 16th, 2008 11:56 AM

o god it's ants

I fucking hate ants im all creepy crawly now....thanks

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posted by lara black on May 6th, 2008 10:33 PM

have i got a trick for you guys...

put a little dish soap in the water mote. it lessens the surface tension of the water so the ants fall right through to a watery grave :)

hmm, maybe that's just another science project.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 6th, 2008 10:39 PM

If you light a stick of incense and blow the smoke at the ants, they'll go running back into their hole.

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posted by Lincøln on May 7th, 2008 6:32 AM

Or a line of chalk. Ants will not cross a chalk line.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 7th, 2008 8:19 AM

Yes they will. They'll even cross a line of that poisonous anti-bug chalk.