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The Death of Public Life In The Age of Insatiability by genuis at spelling
July 28th, 2008 11:58 AM
8:00 East bay
genuis at spelling awakes from his long slumber he rolls out of bed and places his bare feet on the cold floor boards. He then proceeds to leave via the door. he stumbles down the hall listening to the floor boards creaking pondering those questions that we all ponder in that our of meditation that we find early in the morning. Why am I here? What is my purpose? What breakfast cereal will I eat today? As he reaches the stairs he looks down those stairs and desides that he will have Lucky Charms this morning. whilst desending those stair he thought of nothing. In fact he thought of nothing until he reached the kitchen where he prepared said bowl of Lucky Charms and ate them. then he proceded to wash his dishes when our of nowhere space plums attacked He pulled out his ion blasted and opened fire the spray of plum juice was everywhere. His comrades fell right and left their blood staining the pentagon floor that they were defending. Retreat commander Jon shouted. But genuis at spelling refused. "They have captured Emma Watson I must save her." He dashed into the fray firing of ion beams left and right. Then out of the corner of his eye he saw his nemisus Astro Man. he quickly called his henchman to chase him but it was too late astro man had foiled his plan of world domination but pressing the self destruct button on his super robo death ray. Genuis at spelling darted in to an escape pod and blasted away the second before godzilla ate the empire state building.a week later back at home Genuis at spelling wondered if he would ever get to visit his grand parents again. Oh well he said I will have to settel for playing a game of monopoly.
genuis at spelling awakes from his long slumber he rolls out of bed and places his bare feet on the cold floor boards. He then proceeds to leave via the door. he stumbles down the hall listening to the floor boards creaking pondering those questions that we all ponder in that our of meditation that we find early in the morning. Why am I here? What is my purpose? What breakfast cereal will I eat today? As he reaches the stairs he looks down those stairs and desides that he will have Lucky Charms this morning. whilst desending those stair he thought of nothing. In fact he thought of nothing until he reached the kitchen where he prepared said bowl of Lucky Charms and ate them. then he proceded to wash his dishes when our of nowhere space plums attacked He pulled out his ion blasted and opened fire the spray of plum juice was everywhere. His comrades fell right and left their blood staining the pentagon floor that they were defending. Retreat commander Jon shouted. But genuis at spelling refused. "They have captured Emma Watson I must save her." He dashed into the fray firing of ion beams left and right. Then out of the corner of his eye he saw his nemisus Astro Man. he quickly called his henchman to chase him but it was too late astro man had foiled his plan of world domination but pressing the self destruct button on his super robo death ray. Genuis at spelling darted in to an escape pod and blasted away the second before godzilla ate the empire state building.a week later back at home Genuis at spelling wondered if he would ever get to visit his grand parents again. Oh well he said I will have to settel for playing a game of monopoly.
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posted by Peter Garnett on July 28th, 2008 12:31 PM
I have voted for this because it is sufficiently bizarre to deserve a vote. I have also flagged it because you did not complete the task. Remember, even Equivalenz exists in the real world. My apologies, and better luck in your future endeavors.
posted by teh Lolbrarian on July 29th, 2008 3:15 PM
I enjoy this (space plums!), but it totally does not complete the task, so no vote. Flag. Please do try again.
posted by SF0 Daemon on February 21st, 2009 10:51 AM
This proof has been flagged by 6 of your fellow players (for the benefit of all, flags are anonymous). As such, it has been automatically disapproved. Most likely, they've posted comments explaining why they're displeased. If you think you may be the victim of a bug, injustice, or a gang of Rubins, hit up the contact page.
this does not complete the task at all, but somehow i feel compelled to vote. can't help it.