The Villain / Texts
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You already have the high score on this one, but it deserves still another vote for the sheer guts it took. I love how you describe how difficult it was to shake the feeling of inferiority/self-consciousness you had from the awareness that you looked like a street kid.
However, I still reserve the right to tell people about "that time Ben pretended to be homeless".
There's always BART boxer briefs.
Didn't want to be left out...
But really, happy birthday!
Kiss from a married woman, eh? How villainous of you.
Probably my favorite task completion ever.
I'm calling it the hobo coat from now on.
It's not your fault you don't live in the best city in the world. You did the best you could given the circumstances.
Would've been even funnier if you'd invited your neighbors over for the photo shoot!
That one photo with the spit coming out of your mouth....ickgh. You kind of look like a frog flicking something with your long green tongue.
That one photo with the spit coming out of your mouth....ickgh. You kind of look like a frog flicking something with your long green tongue.
Are you sure the bigger black one isn't just trying to put the brown one in a headlock? He looks very muscular to me.
But dayumn!You are so funny.
Couldn't have done it if it hadn't been for your inexhaustible supply of fascinating and bizarre SF0 stories that peaked my interest so much, I just had to experience it myself.