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The Villain
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 445 points
Last Logged In: July 23rd, 2008
10 + 120 points

Player Photograph by The Villain

September 21st, 2008 12:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: The first task reads: "Take a picture of yourself. " This is the only time a sous rature gesture will be made, so let us remind you: you may be your character, but your character need not be you.

At the start of this task, I was sure of only 2 things:

1) I shall pay homage to my new group: the BART pa
2) I shall do it in style

bart villain.jpg

Lucky, indeed, that I saved all of those $.05 BART tickets that I thought I'd use, but never remembered to.

I'm thinking of printing this picture out, and saving it for the next time I'm on a BART train with that wonderful driver who announces each stop with a seemingly improvised rhyme. Then I'll give it to him after I've written on the back of it something like:

"To Mr. BART man:
I'm a real fan
of the scintillating rhymes
you recite when you drive.
I took this shot,
(hope you like it a lot),
of me in my BART lingerie,
'cause you make my day."

See the photos below for a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the BART bra!

- smaller


24 vote(s)



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33 comment(s)

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posted by Ben Yamiin on October 2nd, 2007 9:56 PM

You did it. Holy crap. Win.

Thanks Ben!
posted by The Villain on October 2nd, 2007 10:10 PM

Couldn't have done it if it hadn't been for your inexhaustible supply of fascinating and bizarre SF0 stories that peaked my interest so much, I just had to experience it myself.

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 2nd, 2007 10:17 PM

NEAT-O!!

Way cool.
posted by Loki on October 3rd, 2007 12:23 AM

Go BARTPA!

New player in the house, and a great first completion.

Welcome to the game.

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posted by The Villain on October 3rd, 2007 9:42 AM

I like the earrings. I want earrings that can take me places.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on October 3rd, 2007 7:52 PM

word.

p.s. : auspicious alias you have there.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on October 3rd, 2007 11:38 PM

I was going to make a wallet out of old bArt cards,

but now, what's the point. You've got it SOO beat.

I mean a wallet only holds money.

Don't worry.
posted by The Villain on October 3rd, 2007 11:46 PM

There's always BART boxer briefs.

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posted by The Vixen on October 3rd, 2007 11:48 PM

Athena is awesome. She also has an awesome hobo coat.

Sweet pics!
posted by YellowBear on October 4th, 2007 8:54 AM

Welcome to SF0.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on October 4th, 2007 11:27 AM

"...your inexhaustible supply of fascinating and bizarre SF0 stories"


: بنيامين

WRITE THEM DOWN.

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posted by Shyla on October 4th, 2007 1:26 PM

Wow, this years victoria's Secret Fall line was inspired by Parking tickets, Movie stubs, BART tickets. All i need to say now is....
................................................im a 34 A...

parking ticket undies?
posted by Ladybug on October 4th, 2007 7:15 PM

If you wear them to court does that get you out of paying the fine?

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posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on October 4th, 2007 9:55 PM

.....vote boobs every time.


good lord! buy some porn people!

You want tatas, I'll give you tatas...
posted by Bex. on October 4th, 2007 11:35 PM

Did someone say vote boobs?

underwear for the win
posted by Kyle Hamilton on October 5th, 2007 8:56 AM

anyone that makes anything into underwear gets a vote in my book

I second that …
posted by Blue on October 5th, 2007 9:50 AM

Vote for boobs now!!!

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on October 5th, 2007 10:09 AM

CHEATS!!! CHEATS!!! Selling yourselves on other peoples tasks!!!! SHAME ON YOU! ;)

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posted by Charlie Fish on October 7th, 2007 10:59 AM

I love it when people go all-out with the Player Photo task! Votes!

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posted by Loki on October 13th, 2007 8:55 PM

Love the BartVillain. (Though I do hope the BART lingerie isn't gone for good. That was hilarious.)

Thanks!
posted by The Villain on October 14th, 2007 12:43 AM

And don't worry, the BART lingerie will return as soon as this epidemic of Villainy is over.

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posted by Lincøln on July 22nd, 2008 9:36 PM

I think the epidemic is over... Not even The Villain is The Villain anymore.

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posted by Fonne Tayne on October 19th, 2007 6:59 PM

SWEET ! ! your villain image made it to the featured foto on the front page.

Headbirths
posted by The ISPA on March 10th, 2008 6:37 PM

Some players start out badly, burning through terrible praxes and inviting red X after red X.

Most players start out slow, with a few adequate but unexciting completions, and grow over time.

Then, there are players like you, who burst onto the scene fully formed, already tasking like a pro.

Come back! Come back and play with us.

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on July 22nd, 2008 11:06 AM

I appreciate that this Villain image still exists, on the front page. Every time I see it, for a moment I am once again confused as to why my mouth is covered in BART tickets. And then I remember...

I believe this remains as the last living residue of that horrifying Villain mob of Glasnost.

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posted by Lincøln on July 22nd, 2008 12:11 PM

Well, there is this.
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Which I happen to know is still in Dr. Subtle's kitchen.

I imagine having my rasterized face dressed as The Villain in your kitchen all the time would be like DOORS ALBUMS IN A BOTTLE!

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on July 22nd, 2008 2:43 PM

If it's not on the internet, it's not real.

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posted by Ben Yamiin on July 22nd, 2008 4:28 PM

hrm. maybe i'll get her back in...

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posted by Dr. Subtle on July 22nd, 2008 7:33 PM

God, I love how messed up I was on Nyquil. It truly is nature's squeezebox.

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posted by The Villain on July 22nd, 2008 8:46 PM

Yeah, I've been thinking about coming back. I think I just started too fast last time and burnt out - kinda like a man approaches sex. I need to think like a woman this time...you know: take it slow, enjoy the moment, put on some lingerie. Oh...I did that last one already...

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posted by Ben Yamiin on July 22nd, 2008 9:27 PM

yAAAAAAY!

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on July 22nd, 2008 9:32 PM

Woman it is. This helped me stay in the game.

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posted by Lincøln on July 22nd, 2008 9:35 PM

You could start by changing your name back from The Villain.
Maybe put back the other player picture...