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Create Art "Under the Influence" by Sardonicus Tweed
April 29th, 2009 1:58 PMCHILDREN, PREGNANT WOMEN, AND THOSE SENSITIVE TO CAFFEINE SHOULD NOT DRINK THIS PRAXIS
Monster. It's Satan in a can. I tried drinking 3 cans in a row for this task, the limit as printed on the can.
The Effects
CAN #1:

Mild caffeine buzz. Nothing major. Colors seemed to become slightly more vivid, but that's probably psychosomatic.
CAN #2

This is where things started to go downhill. I started to get mild twitches, and some sort of chest pressure. Breathing got a little bit more difficult; I noticed that I was taking more, deeper breaths. I felt... fidgety, almost. Noticed I really don't like Monster that much.
CAN THE LAST

Sort of like a sleepwalking state. Like I was dreaming. Touching things was weird, like I was receiving sensory information secondhand. Sort of a yellowish tinge to my vision. Got really hard to concentrate on things. Caffeine will mess you up, man.
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posted by teucer on April 29th, 2009 8:34 PM
Yeah, although I also rather like the money.
posted by Charlie Fish on April 30th, 2009 12:57 PM
I think the sixth is funny. The heart has a goatee.
The first and second ones are my favorites.