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Sardonicus Tweed
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The Speed of Time by Sardonicus Tweed

April 26th, 2009 6:39 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Accelerate or decelerate an aging process.

Cryogenic stasis. Why? FOR SCIENCE! My life would be so much easier if there were a way to indefinitely store fruit. So I tried.
Notes
The specimen had broken down slightly, due to ice crystals breaking through the cell walls. It still would work excellently for baking and the like.
Also, the skin became slightly leathery and wrinkled, very similar to ice mummies. Interesting...

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Ingredients
Step I
Step II
Step III
Step IV
Step V
Step VIa
Step VIb
Step VIc
Step VId
Step VIe
Step VII
Nota Bene
The rewards of science.

13 vote(s)

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Rin Brooker

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Charlie Fish

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Lincøln

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Optical Dave

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praximity

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Waldo Cheerio

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Poisøn Lake

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kiri ma

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Ben Yamiin

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Loki

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artmouse

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HKEY_Current _User

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Pixie


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6 comment(s)

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posted by Rin Brooker on April 26th, 2009 7:03 PM

I love your gloves. And your hair. Why not tell the amount of time the apple was frozen for?

Compliments make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
posted by Sardonicus Tweed on April 26th, 2009 7:14 PM

That's a good question. It's mainly because I forgot.

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posted by Rin Brooker on April 26th, 2009 8:20 PM

What's your best guess?

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posted by Sardonicus Tweed on April 27th, 2009 5:48 AM

If I had to hazard a guess, it'd be about three weeks to a month.

Science in progress! Do not disturb!
posted by Lincøln on April 27th, 2009 8:32 AM

Good work. You stalled something there.

Humor Value
posted by Waldo Cheerio on April 27th, 2009 7:07 PM

I'm using the Loki rubric here, where you did something fairly straightforward within the intent of the task, and did it right. The extra point comes from humorous presentation, as "easy does it" with a hammer is comedy gold.