Our Milk Carton With Arms |
Our Milk Carton With Arms is the protector of the weak, and parton of those who like dairy, gigantic random statues, Gumby, Gummies, and other unmalicious things.*
Christ of the Ozarks would like to thank the Gummies for painting him purple.
*Christ of the Ozarks should not be confused with Jesus Christ, who is in fact completely different. Our Milk Carton With Arms is only a statue, which isn't necessarily of Jesus.
Christ of the Ozarks is ashamed of it's creator's history of things that had things to do with white supremacy and antisemitism and other things of that ilk.
Christ of the Ozarks would like to be painted purple
As much as it looks like it, The Christ of the Ozarks does not have breasts.
Can you make the purple sort of violet?
Completed Tasks
Friends
- anna one
- JTony Loves Brains
- Ben Yamiin
- Jellybean of Thark
- The Vixen
- Not Here No More
- Bjørn Teuleuse
- Minch
- KristinawithaK
- Evil Sugar
- Genghis Khan
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ATTACK!!!
Hello plastic jesus.
Are you also against the beleaguered? all of the Jesi must be against the beleaguered.
You have already been zombified. If you die I cannot resurrect you.
I am battling him with my mind.
I have currently been able to wreak 37d10 sanity damage. I'm just like Hastur the Unspeakable.
absolutely, that was great.