
Character Business Cards by Augustus deCorbeau
January 12th, 2008 2:42 PM / Location: 40.168011,-76.84545With the Interregnum drawing to a close shortly, I regretfully admit that forces beyond my control have prevented me from fully enacting my Grand Scheme -- but for your entertainment I will present the account of my initial "test run".

I wanted a design that was somewhat simple, but effective -- inspired by the style of the SF0 logo. The image of Sutro Tower that I used is totally stolen from a set of architectural plans I uncovered on the web.
My origial scheme was to print up a bunch of these, and leave them in nearby geocaches.
Now, I've never actually gone geocaching, but it's always sounded like fun, and I had just gotten a shiny new GPS unit for my car for Christmas.

All out of cardstock, I settled for printing my prototype card on plain white paper. I strengthened the back with sturdy ribbed packaging tape, and "laminated" the front with rows of scotch tape. (The final printing will be on heavy cardstock, sealed with wide packing tape on both sides to keep out moisture.)

I entered the coordinates (or so I thought...) of a nearby cache into my GPS unit, and set off blindly into the wilderness.

Things started to get a bit damp...

But it was very pretty.

Then stumbled upon a creepy abandoned well shaft. (Fortunately I was watching where I put my feet, and hadn't watched The Ring in quite some time.)

Clambering further up the bramble-covered hill, I came upon The House!
*cue creepy music*
Okay, okay... there's some Photoshop involved here, I admit. ;)

But it was still fairly spooky, especially since the sun was starting to go down behind the ridge to the west.
This is where I started to run into trouble.
Turns out that car-nav GPS units are calibrated differently, and don't update position very accurately when you're on foot. I also began to suspect that I had entered the coordinates incorrectly, as after several hours of thrashing through blackberry brambles and wild roses, I was unable to locate the cache. With the sun setting, and my battery failing -- I decided that discretion was the the better part of valor and vowed to return on another day. (Or pick a cache in a public park, not in the middle of a swamp!)
All told, it was quite an exciting afternoon! Even though I was unable to leave the card as I had intended -- I was pleased with how crisply my design printed, and how well the tape backing held up to the abuse of hiking around all day.
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This is a bird's nest made out of fluff from the nearby shipping warehouse. I thought it was neat, but it doesn't fit in with my narrative.
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Picture from inside The House. Also not essential to the narrative -- but the vest I'm wearing will be making another appearance here on SF0 soon, if things go as planned...
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What geocache is this? That house is indeed great.
There was actually a whole complex of these old brownstone houses in various states of ruination.
As far as I can figure, this must have been some sort of small town, or very large family farm up until maybe a hundred years ago or so.
Most of the roofbeams have since rotted away, sending the metal roofs crashing down onto the foundations, leaving a treacherous rusty, brambly mess.
As for The House -- it looked like up until a few years ago, kids had been maintaining the best preserved of the ruins as a hideout.
Regarding coordinates -- I took a closer look at the map, and wherever it was I wound up, that's *totally* NOT where I was supposed to be, so I'm afraid they wouldn't be much help.
Wow, it's really beautiful there. That house is amazing!