15 + 13 points
The Museum of Statistical Anomalies by Word Is The Word
August 28th, 2012 3:48 PM
I have the worst luck with coordination:
1. Saturday, 8/18: holding cat in kitchen, dad walked in, cat freaked, giant scratches on neck and bruise! on arm
2. Sunday, 8/19: day of rest
3. Monday, 8/20: fell up the stairs @ work, cut the BOTTOM of my big toe, bled into my shoes
4. Tuesday, 8/21: watching TV, different cat curled up with me, moved a pillow, remote fell on floor, scared cat, scared cat has claws, scared cat with claws digs into my chest
5. Wednesday, 8/22: walked into a table at work, again
6. Thursday, 8/23: went to bed, pulled up comforter, discovered dried cat puke / hairball @ my face; put comforter with wash, retrieved a blanket, somehow knocked giant solid wood drawer I'm sanding onto right foot; cried a lot
7. Friday, 8/24: hurt to put sock on foot, tried to put shoe on, threw shoe across room, wore ballet flats, got angry blisters on feet; spent 2.5 hours after work organizing supply order for distribution, foot from Thursday REALLY swollen
8. Saturday, 8/25: bright idea to take yet a different cat onto the hammock, cat freaked, scratches on thigh
9. Sunday, 8/26: day of rest
10. Monday, 8/27: OUTLIER! no injuries
11. Tuesday, 8/28: delivered supplies to teachers all over campus (in heels!); mad blisters on feet; walked into another table; foot is green! from Thursday
1. Saturday, 8/18: holding cat in kitchen, dad walked in, cat freaked, giant scratches on neck and bruise! on arm
2. Sunday, 8/19: day of rest
3. Monday, 8/20: fell up the stairs @ work, cut the BOTTOM of my big toe, bled into my shoes
4. Tuesday, 8/21: watching TV, different cat curled up with me, moved a pillow, remote fell on floor, scared cat, scared cat has claws, scared cat with claws digs into my chest
5. Wednesday, 8/22: walked into a table at work, again
6. Thursday, 8/23: went to bed, pulled up comforter, discovered dried cat puke / hairball @ my face; put comforter with wash, retrieved a blanket, somehow knocked giant solid wood drawer I'm sanding onto right foot; cried a lot
7. Friday, 8/24: hurt to put sock on foot, tried to put shoe on, threw shoe across room, wore ballet flats, got angry blisters on feet; spent 2.5 hours after work organizing supply order for distribution, foot from Thursday REALLY swollen
8. Saturday, 8/25: bright idea to take yet a different cat onto the hammock, cat freaked, scratches on thigh
9. Sunday, 8/26: day of rest
10. Monday, 8/27: OUTLIER! no injuries
11. Tuesday, 8/28: delivered supplies to teachers all over campus (in heels!); mad blisters on feet; walked into another table; foot is green! from Thursday
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posted by Word Is The Word on September 23rd, 2012 8:18 AM
Ich speeches win busses Deusch; however I've lived n Florida most of my life. Neu Note is the iPad app I used to draw this, but I forgot to change the file name.
posted by Libris Craft on August 30th, 2012 3:42 PM
I think you need some steel-toe boots! I've had those weeks...
posted by Word Is The Word on September 23rd, 2012 8:20 AM
Yep, you're not the first to suggest that. Sad to say, most of my weeks are like that. This morning I closed the corner of my car door on my shin, while I was standing outside the car!
Welcome to the game, hope you'll have a great time!
Can I guess from your filename that you live somewhere where they speak German?