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Fight the Future by Ally Cap
June 6th, 2008 7:23 PM
So I had a little difficulty finding a suitable clock to destroy because we really dont have many that aren't part of other objects, like cell phones or ovens for example. In the end, I stumbled upon a quite puerile watch with a fish for a face plate. Regardless of how sad I was to destroy it, I knew it was more important to fight the future than dwell on petty possessions.

I thought hey, it's a fish, I should send it back to its homeland.

This watch didn't say waterproof so it seemed like a nice attempt.


Still telling time.... Plan B.
To keep it close to its natural habitat, I tried something a bit stronger...


No change... this fish is legit. Time for the sure thing.



Sadly, it's all over. But, mission accomplished. I figured my fish deserved a proper burial.

Well that's all! For the time that I spent destroying this, I actually felt calm and unstressed by all the things I needed to do. I was focused and because of that, I felt like the future was fended off for the time being. I'll miss my watch, but it's for the greater good.

I thought hey, it's a fish, I should send it back to its homeland.

This watch didn't say waterproof so it seemed like a nice attempt.


Still telling time.... Plan B.
To keep it close to its natural habitat, I tried something a bit stronger...


No change... this fish is legit. Time for the sure thing.



Sadly, it's all over. But, mission accomplished. I figured my fish deserved a proper burial.

Well that's all! For the time that I spent destroying this, I actually felt calm and unstressed by all the things I needed to do. I was focused and because of that, I felt like the future was fended off for the time being. I'll miss my watch, but it's for the greater good.
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posted by Ally Cap on June 6th, 2008 8:11 PM
ha ha, it's used to neutralize the pH in the pool!
posted by Not Here No More on June 6th, 2008 8:21 PM
That was good. The acid and the picture of it post-smashed were more than vote worthy.
And why did you have the acid???
posted by Voo on June 6th, 2008 9:01 PM
I adore the R.I.P and toilet shots. Too fucking original and funny.
posted by Loki on June 7th, 2008 12:22 AM
The toilet bowl ending is a nice touch. Welcome to the game.
posted by teh Lolbrarian on June 7th, 2008 11:45 AM
Well done. Original and appropriate to this particular clock.
posted by Vena Nightmare on June 8th, 2008 7:02 AM
I just realized I forgot to vote for it. Just pretend that my vote was cast before.
Hope it doesn't clog you're toilet! It'd be a fitting revenge...