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Creation Donation by hmrpita (Lenore)
August 17th, 2007 7:16 PM
Iced pumpkin cookies
are something I do not need
I give them to you
I made seventy-five iced soft pumpkin spice cookies (a double batch). I don't like pumpkin, so I don't need them and my fat ass certainly does not need them. It resembles a pumpkin already.
So, I gave some to Kristen Rutherford and the rest are being consumed by my two roommates and friends who manage to get their hands on them. To toot my own horn (TOOT TOOT), everyone loooooooooves these cookies (I am told they are like little iced cakes).
I mailed them on the 15th (two days ago) and Kristen received them today.
Here are some comments she sent to me in IM:
Kristen: OMG YOU ARE SO TOTALLY AWESOME
Kristen: the icing sparkles you know
Kristen: i love them
Kristen: and they came at the P E R F E C T time
Kristen: i don't have to share them!!
Kristen: although i did share bits with the dogs
Kristen: they liked them too
Kristen: dr. doom just wagged now when he saw i was going to give him a little bit again
Kristen: i pointed out the sparkles in the icing and said "that's where the love is"
Kristen: and they said
Kristen: GIVE US THE FUCKING BIT OF COOKIE ALREADY
are something I do not need
I give them to you
I made seventy-five iced soft pumpkin spice cookies (a double batch). I don't like pumpkin, so I don't need them and my fat ass certainly does not need them. It resembles a pumpkin already.
So, I gave some to Kristen Rutherford and the rest are being consumed by my two roommates and friends who manage to get their hands on them. To toot my own horn (TOOT TOOT), everyone loooooooooves these cookies (I am told they are like little iced cakes).
I mailed them on the 15th (two days ago) and Kristen received them today.
Here are some comments she sent to me in IM:
Kristen: OMG YOU ARE SO TOTALLY AWESOME
Kristen: the icing sparkles you know
Kristen: i love them
Kristen: and they came at the P E R F E C T time
Kristen: i don't have to share them!!
Kristen: although i did share bits with the dogs
Kristen: they liked them too
Kristen: dr. doom just wagged now when he saw i was going to give him a little bit again
Kristen: i pointed out the sparkles in the icing and said "that's where the love is"
Kristen: and they said
Kristen: GIVE US THE FUCKING BIT OF COOKIE ALREADY
About half of them on a plate before icing.

I made them in the middle of the night, hence the flash photography.
Container closed. On a draft of a map I was working on.

This is a container that Kristen gave to me a couple of Christmases ago. It has a SWEAR on it!
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posted by YellowBear on August 17th, 2007 10:03 PM
Kristen, you are rad for having a dog named Dr. Doom.
posted by The Villain on August 18th, 2007 12:15 AM
I would vote for you, but I received no cookies.
Send me a cookie!
posted by Ariock Knight on August 19th, 2007 3:26 AM
I am voting because I want another cookie! Oh, and because this is awesome and hilarious.
wait, you made ALL of those - and you only gave me 12!!! You could have fit so many more in there!!
seriously soooo good. And what's better than getting an unexpected box of cookies in the mail?
merry fucking christmas indeed