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Hootsky Trootsky was a member of The University of Aesthematics
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Sfosegine and I were in the army academy together. I was late for P.E. class at the swimming pool, but the truly frightening thing was that Sfosegine was later than me. The teacher took it easy on me because I was wearing a string bikini (stand...
My love for yellow Schwinn ten speeds goes back to a pair of Continentals that my parents rode when I was a little kid. They were stolen from our unlocked garage leaving a little hole in my heart. So, here is my little love note from one Schwinn t...
DISCLAIMER: though this project involved the mailing of cat shit and a sneaky "eat shit" message, i contend that it is not a package constructed in a mean spirit. the shit was originally mailed to me in a heart-shaped chocolate box. the shi...
"i don't love you".
i took my mom out to listen to music. we got drunk and made friends with the lead guitarist, a Balki-lookin fella wearing a vest that his wife made him. there were little white music notes all over the vest and he played a guitar solo with my lighter...
there's no better breakfast than a public one that costs $3.00. the debris on the table at the end ensures a good day to come. i'm full.
stuck in a photo. got some photos back.
http://www.worldlingo.com/en/products_services/worldlingo_translator.html English: Please play a rabbi in my movie, baby. Dutch: Gelieve te spelen een rabijn in mijn movie, baby. Portuguese: Por favor rabijn em meu filme ao jogo, bebê. R...