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Hootsky Trootsky
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Package From The Insane by Hootsky Trootsky

September 27th, 2006 7:06 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Acquire the mailing address of a stranger (or friend) and send them a package (anonymously) seemingly packed by the insane.

PLEASE, do not make it mean, dangerous or insulting.

Example: take a cardboard box and write obscure mathematical equations or quotes of nonsense. Draw STRANGE pictures or just a single word with great emphasis (FUR).

Pack it with useless detritus meticulously combined. (Small wooden dowels glued to packets of taco sauce powder with a foreign dignitaries face affixed over the ingredients label).

A folded and sealed packet of small clothing (a tie, underwear).


though this project involved the mailing of cat shit and a sneaky "eat shit" message, i contend that it is not a package constructed in a mean spirit.

the shit was originally mailed to me in a heart-shaped chocolate box.

the shit was sent me by a woman that i only know by name in WI.

the shit made me fall in love with her and so i returned the favor.

- smaller

and begin

and begin

box with implements, picture of garbage can, picture of mayan costumes



the aforementioned PLUS a blue-plate-cat-shit special



addition of "good eater award"



packing materials included potpurri and pringles



the contents are topped off with tissue paper, one mad-lib and a Hell banknote worth 5000 Hell dollars



sealed with a world map, two pennies and a kiss from tacoma truckstop waitress (you can't see the kiss)

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posted by anna one on September 27th, 2006 10:13 PM


that's all I can say. No wait! I really like that it's a 'blue plate' special. That's all I can say.

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posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on September 27th, 2006 10:17 PM

is that potpourri and pringles???

good lord, it is!

insane. truly insane.

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posted by Saul Z on September 28th, 2006 7:52 AM

The freshness seal of plastic wrap and wax paper is what does it for me.

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posted by avidd opolis on September 28th, 2006 11:25 AM

nice work

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posted by Joshua Kelly on September 28th, 2006 3:34 PM

I like the good eater award.

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posted by Stone Saints on March 3rd, 2007 9:49 PM

I don't think cat droppings have ever been so artfully arranged.