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Dérive by Henry

August 11th, 2008 8:54 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Among the various situationist methods is the dérive [literally: 'drifting'], a technique of transient passage through varied ambiances. In a dérive one or more persons during a certain period drop their usual motives for movement and action, their relations, their work and leisure activities, and let themselves be drawn by the attractions of the terrain and the encounters they find there.

One can dérive alone, but all indications are that the most fruitful numerical arrangement consists of several small groups of two or three people who have reached the same awakening of consciousness, since the cross-checking of these different groups' impressions makes it possible to arrive at objective conclusions.

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Undertake a dérive, and report your objective conclusions to your fellow players.

To date, my whole life is like one big dérive. I've dérived around our house a lot both crawling and walking. But I finally undertook my first full fledged outdoor dérive last week, which lasted about an hour. My father attended as my personal photographer. He's a pretty good dérive partner because he didn't interfere with my process and only intervened to pull me back from the curb.

Because I was going Lincoln for this task, he also kept an eye out for glass and other hazards.

Please enjoy the photos of my exploration.

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ready set dérive!

ready set dérive!


left

left

after a few steps down the sidwalk, I was drawn to this part of my yard. There are tiger lily plants...


further

further

...and a sprinkler thing that fascinated me


I got back on the sidewalk

I got back on the sidewalk


gate

gate

and was immediately drawn by the textures of this fence


hey who's that?

hey who's that?


neighbor

neighbor

this guy was nice...


baby!

baby!

...but the real treat was this other baby. We laughed at each other for a bit.


back to the gate

back to the gate

no really, the texture of this was really interesting in my little hands


van detailing

van detailing

right by the gate I noticed there was this cool van with colorful pinstriping. I had to check that out.


backtrack

backtrack

I decided to step back one house


my view

my view

from down here, the house next door to ours looks very large. my dad really hates this house because it's abandoned and it's an eyesore.


back to our yard

back to our yard

I wanted to look at and touch our Obama sign.


trench

trench

I really wanted to check out this trench my mom is digging for a french drain. My dad interfered with this process muttering something about falling and getting hurt. So I moved on...


toward the north

toward the north


ball!

ball!

On the way through the other neighbor's yard, I found this ball.


yard sale

yard sale

Two houses down the neighbor has an almost perpetual yard sale. This vexes my mom. It certainly makes for interesting stuff to explore.


back on the sidewalk

back on the sidewalk

heading north


sister blur

sister blur

my big sister got involved at this point, jumping on me and showing me off to other kids


little girl

little girl

this small girl was very excited to see me. we hollered at each other a little bit.


oops

oops

this is one of many minor spills I took. it's no big deal, no matter what my dad says.


big toys

big toys

these caught my eye...


distracted

distracted

...but not for too long


backtrack

backtrack

I circled north only briefly then immediately doubled back south because I wanted to see what the deal was with this other yard.


my instincts were good

my instincts were good

because I saw this chalk.


then I headed back to the kids' house

then I headed back to the kids' house

there was a birthday party going on and I looked back to see my dad eating a piece of cake the size of my head.


baby!

baby!

I was interested in this baby, sure...


woman with phone

woman with phone

...but the real treat is her phone. The phone is my favorite thing. Sometimes I just stand there pretending whatever toy I'm holding is a phone and I say "huh?" My dad is very good at playing this game because he puts his hand to his head and says back "Hello? Henry? Hello!"


big toys again

big toys again

I wandered back over to look at the scooter.


scooter

scooter

I tried to ride it but I don't quite get how this thing works


whatever. let's look at this other other house

whatever. let's look at this other other house

I decided to get up from the scooter and wander over to the other house. The kids followed me and tried to induce me into a game of high five. I don't really know that one yet but I tolerated their interruptions because they were being pretty nice.


another fence!

another fence!

I was exploring the contours of this house when I saw they had a fence on the north side. I wandered down their sidewalk...


interrupted

interrupted

...when the kids showed up and diverted me. I don't know but they seemed to think there was something in the back yard I shouldn't see. Maybe another day...


dancing inside

dancing inside

So I went into their house--the door was open and I heard music in there so I wandered in to dance.


end of derive

end of derive

At this point my dad insisted it was time to go home and get Eleanor ready for bed. This ends my derive. I got a stubbed toe which bled a little bit, but it was really fun. Probably the most I'd explored on this block in my whole life.



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posted by Burn Unit on August 11th, 2008 11:21 AM

go little guy, go!

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posted by Not Here No More on August 11th, 2008 12:39 PM

Small Children: Nature's Anti Depressant, Abstract Artists, and Comedians.

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posted by Nathan Dean on March 4th, 2010 3:06 AM

well said

You dad is kinda smart, kiddo
posted by susy derkins on August 11th, 2008 4:25 PM

Wow, then is about remembering, the dérive!
No gate will ever resist Henry, I bet.

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posted by Tac Haberdash on August 11th, 2008 4:50 PM

I like you and I like your dad.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on August 11th, 2008 9:02 PM

Henry, old paint, when you get to Betelgeuse, please send off a postcard. Knowing you, you'll be there before the rest of us.

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posted by Spidere on August 11th, 2008 9:09 PM

Henry on a solo task? Yeah, we can do that.

Very cute, but interesting, too--well captured.

(...we're watching Henry grow up on SF0...)

location location location +3
posted by Burn Unit on August 11th, 2008 9:45 PM

uh, here is his route, in case you're curious

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posted by Lank on August 11th, 2008 11:01 PM

That is awesome and LOL-worthy. HA!

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posted by Dopey on September 16th, 2008 12:44 PM

hmm...is this a win?

drop their usual motives

when your job in life is to derive and youre asked to derive...is that considered deriving?

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posted by Lincøln on September 16th, 2008 3:27 PM

Holy crap that's a fine point.
I hadn't thought of it. I was seeing Henry's dérive through my own colored viewpoint. Not his.

Hmm.

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posted by Darkaardvark on September 16th, 2008 4:51 PM


when your job in life is to derive and youre asked to derive...is that considered deriving?



Yes