15 + 75 points
Verdantify by Henry, Burn Unit
December 1st, 2007 11:04 AM
Gear:
clean, normally breastfed baby
camera
high chair
rice cereal
bowl & spoon
ripe organic avocado
collection device
Process:
Open, examine, and extract the avocado. Mash in a cup with rice cereal. Overcoming initial objections, insert spoon filled with avocado-cereal mash in baby's mouth. Wait. Allow baby to catch on and enjoy the taste of the avocado mash. While the short term outcome is a verdantified baby mouth, the real target (verdantified alimentary canal) and product (output) requires additional waiting. Breastfeeding infants produce stools that are yellow in color. They also don't smell. This is perfectly normal. When switching to solid foods, changes are introduced. The result is a verdantified stool, collected in the waiting diaper.
Results:
Verdantify... top...to bottom!
clean, normally breastfed baby
camera
high chair
rice cereal
bowl & spoon
ripe organic avocado
collection device
Process:
Open, examine, and extract the avocado. Mash in a cup with rice cereal. Overcoming initial objections, insert spoon filled with avocado-cereal mash in baby's mouth. Wait. Allow baby to catch on and enjoy the taste of the avocado mash. While the short term outcome is a verdantified baby mouth, the real target (verdantified alimentary canal) and product (output) requires additional waiting. Breastfeeding infants produce stools that are yellow in color. They also don't smell. This is perfectly normal. When switching to solid foods, changes are introduced. The result is a verdantified stool, collected in the waiting diaper.
Results:
Verdantify... top...to bottom!
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posted by Ben Yamiin on December 3rd, 2007 10:59 AM
This is disgusting.
And an excellent example of a proper Biome praxis!
posted by miss understanding on December 4th, 2007 8:21 PM
I love the completions of this task that involve the body. I think we're up to three now.
Your completion makes me think of something I heard once about being able to turn your urine pink if you were to consume enough beets, although I never followed up on finding out if there was any truth behind that.
posted by Burn Unit on December 5th, 2007 2:43 PM
beet urine-pinkening is confirmed 100%
posted by Vizzini Siciliano on December 10th, 2007 12:28 PM
Have you ever eaten iocaine and tried this?








I applaud the joint effort. Always happy to see players working together on tasks in a way that involves food. Especially delicious food, like avocados. And really, playing with food to turn poo green? That's just fun.