What This Place Needs... by Adam, Tøm
October 6th, 2007 11:38 AMTo link this to the trajectory of desire, in a roundabout way, You take your coat when traveling, but when you get there and sit down for a nice cup of tea, you don't want it in your way. Enter coathooks. As for combs, if traveling on an open top bus, speedboat or bicycle, your hair will be ruined. Enter combs.
When traveling through the praxis photos, you'll notice a picture of a cake, I (Tom) took that after whilst waiting to be served at a cafe, I stared longingly at the cake display. The man behind the counter saw me and because I had Adams camera around my neck he thought I was looking at them and thinking what would make a good photo. He started speaking about the colours and how it was his favourite part of the cafe, and I felt obliged to take a photo. So thats why it's there.
See the captions for more info.
Coathooks and combs
We've got it all.
Here we have it
Combs, and two types of hook. Adhesive, and sucker.
Adhesive hook 1
Handy, for hanging a carrier bag on in case the bin is full.
Adhesive hook 2
Handy, for holding fertilizer bags whilst tending the flowerbeds.
Adhesive hook 3
Handy, for people stopping to chat at lamp posts.
Adhesive hook 4
Handy, for showing off that the hooks were strong enough, even on this porous wall.
Adhesive hook 5
Handy, for tall people. I am standing on a bench.
Adhesive hook 6
Handy, for people reading the sign.
Adhesive hook 7
Handy, whilst making a phone call.
Adhesive hook 8
Handy, for zoophiles.
Adhesive hook 9
Handy, for the postman.
Adhesive hook 10
Handy, for.... praxis photographs.
The cake photo
Not a hook.
Sucker hook 1
Handy, for hiding my face.
Sucker hook 1, cont.
See, told you!
Sucker hook 2
Handy, for people looking through shop windows.
Sucker hook 3
Handy, for people who like to hang things from postcards.
Sucker hook 4
Handy, for people getting change to waste.
Sucker hook 5
Handy, for parents.
Sucker hook 6
Handy, for zoophiles allergic to glue.
Sucker hook 7
Handy, for those whittling their money away trying to win a Wii.
Sucker hook 8
Handy, for people playing dance machines.
Sucker hook 8, 2
Sucker hook 6 in action!
Combs
So many combs...
Comb 1
Greatly needed. (Of course, my hair is crap on purpose)
Comb 2
See, handy hooks!
Comb 3
If you're playing whack a croc, your hair will get messed up.
Comb 5
Tut, sort that hair out!
Comb 6
Hey Mr Groundsman, uuuussseee meeeee.
Comb 7
Oh noes! Returning to the scene of the crime.
Comb 8
Someone will buy this now, perhaps a little reverse-reverse shoplifting is required?
Comb 9
Gardeners need combs.
Comb 10
Scaffolders need combs.
Comb 11
This comb, is... a filler photo.
Comb 12
Time we gave the residents of Hemsby their combs more personally.
Comb 13
While keeping the doors clear, your carefully prepared hairdo may get misplaced.
Comb 14
Going for Chinese? getting a menu? Get a comb!
Still there
Still there later on.
Still there
Still there later on.
16 vote(s)
Ben Yamiin
5
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5
Saul Z
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The Vixen
5
Lank
5
Darkaardvark
5
Charlie Fish
5
Loki
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susy derkins
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Duck Monster
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Fonne Tayne
5
GYØ Ben
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Anna Louise
5
Sombrero Guy
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"Handy, for zoophiles allergic to glue". I've met many such poor souls, and the entire world of zoophiles thanks you.
There are so many things one could hang on a horse's arse... such a good idea!
Coathooks - grand!
Cake - grand!
And I especially like the comb on the person's windshield. I wonder if they took it?
Like stated in the first picture; you've got it all! Great work, and just exactly what those places needed.
everywhere needs more hooks! i wish someone would come do this for me in baltimore, or in my room.
Aw thanks guys. I love it when our old tasks get new votes.
Agreed, thanks people!
(Oh god I look horrible)
I wanna vote, like, 12 times.