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I Was a Teenage Spokesmodel. by Adam, GYØ Ben, Tøm

July 1st, 2007 1:23 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Create packaging for a grocery store item. Add yourself or someone else to the package as the Spokesmodel. Example: Rubin Starset the Finished product should be authentic enough to deceive a consumer into purchasing the item. Either apply your new label in-store, or return the product to the shelf after modifications.

NOTE: Please be sanitary with any food items you repackage. If a lite brite can be seen a terrorism, spreading botulism will definitely put you in jail!

On the day before our Task Day Adam walked down to his local shop to purchase some cans to relabel. With the limited choice he chose Chicken Soup, Tinned Ham, Chopped Spinach and Green Giant Sweetcorn. Next I measured up all the labels using a ruler and made image documents the right size and designed some labels. Which I printed out. I then stuck them to the cans and put them in a bag to take.

After Adam spent several hours carrying the damn things round we decided to go to a Post Office shop, but it was closed, so we went to a corner shop up the road. We snuck in under the pretence of buying two bottles of Pepsi Max which were buy one get one free. Instead we went to the tins shelf, which was in clear view of the counter, put our tins there, bought the pepsi and left.

When I went back later two of the tins were still there but two were gone and when I asked the lady at the till what the tin of spinach was worth. She told me she would give me a quid for it. Brilliant. So I asked her whether she had any idea where they came from. She didn't know but she told me she'd sold the other two. Superb! I didn't buy the spinach though.

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The originals

The originals

Heinz Chicken Soup, Princes Chopped Spinach, Green Giant Sweetcorn, Princes Ham Before the change


Labels 1

Labels 1

The first side of the labels


Labels Two

Labels Two

The second side of the labels with Watmuff's face


Shelf

Shelf

The four objects on the shelf in a corner shop on St Peters Road


Sweetcorn

Sweetcorn

The sweetcorn. Mark Watmuff approves of this food due to it's abundance of giant green objects


Watmuff Ham

Watmuff Ham

Mark Watmuff approves of this product due to it's high quality meat content


Watmuff Soup

Watmuff Soup

Mark Watmuff approves of this product due to it's almost universal healing properties


Watmuff Spinach

Watmuff Spinach

Mark approves of this product due to it's popeye-like strength qualities




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posted by rongo rongo on July 2nd, 2007 10:40 AM

Nice! It was cool that you checked back to find out what happened to the cans.

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posted by Charlie Fish on July 26th, 2007 3:13 AM

You are keeping EquivalenZ on the map, buddy...

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posted by Meta tron on July 26th, 2007 11:30 AM

Just when I thought watmuff had gone you pull this outta the bag. I like that you kept the label clear as to what the content was. I'm a bit of stickler for that kinda thing. kudos.

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posted by mark watmuff on February 18th, 2008 8:46 AM

watmuff? gone?? i AM watmuff!!!!

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posted by GYØ Ben on February 18th, 2008 8:47 AM

Mink: As much as we don't like to admit it, the above is NOT, repeat: NOT, a sockpuppet account. He's the real deal!