

Hat That Makes Babe Happy by Borgasm
October 1st, 2009 12:14 AMa.) I love strawberry soda
and
b.) those cans would make adorable hats, methinks.
I drank all of the soda over the course of a month or so (hey, vitamin water is better for you!) and ended up with five empty red cans with which to play. I would have had six, if someone at the store hadn't decided it would be a clever trick to switch one of the strawberry sodas with an orange one. :3 Which was also delicious!
The first can I ruined by cutting into too many small pieces. The next can I trimmed the top and bottom off but decided to use as my base. Then I cut another to make the lid.
Making the rim of the hat was the trickiest bit. For this I traced the hat and made a stencil. Then I cut up a can and had just barely enough aluminum for it. :) It was a lot of work and I was afraid to slice myself on the sharp metal, but I loved the results. I added ribbon around the base of the hat and glued two ribbons to the bottom which I used to attach bobby pins and a huge barrette to stick it to my head. I could have made it into a headband thing, but I've always loved the way little Loli hats appear to be made of magic when they're pinned on.
I finished the hat at night, took some pictures, posted one on facebook (where the hat received several positive reviews), and wore the hat all day the next day.
Along with the hat, I wore a pinstripe jacket I got at a thrift store and pinstripe bondage pants. To complete the look I added one of my Nightmare Before Christmas ties. I thought the outfit just looked good together, but I also think that it seemed a bit costume-y, which helped people deal with the silly hat in a positive way.
On the way to work a girl stopped me to ask me if I had made my hat and to tell me it looked really cool. A few more people stared at my hat on the way but nobody said anything. Then when I arrived at work at 9 am, I had to have my picture taken for the staff bulletin board. I chose to keep the hat on.
People around campus were generally appreciative of my new "fashion statement." Many wanted to know what it was "for", to which I would simply answer "the lols" or "sf0." One woman asked me if I was running for office. :/ Another girl went to open the door in front of me and ran into it, and mumbled an embarrassed apology complimenting my hat.
I wore the hat all the way through dinner and didn't take it off till I got to my dorm. I wore it to costume design and construction class, which was fun. :P I ran into an old friend who was waiting on the campus shuttle who told me she wanted to borrow it.
Overall, it was a good day. :)
The secret

Everyone wanted to know, "how does it stay on?" I bought special hair clips for the occasion.
Work

People in the computer lab complimented me as they left. One lady brought her friend in to see my hat.
The cafeteria

This was the only place that I got laughed at in. One guy was looking at me and laughing at either his friend's story or my hat. Either way I gave him a very curious look that made him smile nicely at me, so it was okay.
Costume Design

Quote from my costume teacher: "I like your hat. It's making me very happy." So babe, I hope you have similar sentiments, and thanks for making up such a fun task. :)
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I have never heard of King Sooper before :) I got my Big K at Fred Meyer's.
I'm betting affiliation.
I recall a skit from grade school in Wa. where, after a series of kids tell the protagonist that they got their most cool items from "Fred Meyer" a kid runs on stage wearing a barrel. When the protagonist asks who he is? Fred Meyer, of course.
It's a big lol @ 12years old.
I feel like you need a matching cane.
you are truly worthy of stealing my high score on this task. you win at hatness. *bows*
has to be the best part; it allows you to have a comically small hat at a whimsical angle without losing it. Yeah, I know I'm telling this to the person who came up with it, but I'm easily amazed - especially by shiny stuff.
Do you buy Big K at King Sooper (aka King Stupor in Co. where I experienced the place) where you are?