Hard boiled slickster addicted to painting on fortune cookies while balancing near Muni. No thats not me but I wish it was...thats more like the guy balancing on the bottle near Powell for a quiznorter.

Sheeit, dont waste my time. Its like life is like a box of chocolates especially when the box is actually a martini glass, and the chocolate are two of your homies’ packin’ heat in the form of Pam cooking spray. "Yeah, it like that, and thats the way it is." ---and straight from the heart...all you haters can go "take a wooden nickel" b/c sheeit "its not your fault son."