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Jefftown™
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TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: CGØ TEAM: 0UT TEAM: Real Name TEAM: Team FOEcakes TEAM: VEGGIES FTW! TEAM: Public Library Zero TEAM: team cøøking! BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 1: Commuter EquivalenZ Rank 1: User The University of Aesthematics Rank 5: Anti-Realist Biome Rank 1: Hiker




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Add a Useless Rope by Jefftown™

July 20th, 2010 12:50 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: I seldom find in my adventures that a rope has been positioned in a way which fascinates me without being helpful, such as perhaps turning a piece of public art and a tree into the supports for a giant spiderweb.

Install a useless rope or string.

The CAKES are evil. Of this, I am certain. This is why I joined Team FOEcakes. Tasking by day. Dispensing vigilante justice by night. Tremble CAKES! Tremble at my wrath!

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Rope Not Yet Used

Rope Not Yet Used

A spool of twine.


Mr. Stick

Mr. Stick

Respooling the twine to Mr. Stick.


Evil Dumpster

Evil Dumpster

Big orange garish dumpster of villainous villainy! No doubt an ally of the CAKES.


Inner Dumpster

Inner Dumpster

I know you're hiding in there CAKES. You shall not escape me, Mr. Stick and useless twine.


Naughty Knot

Naughty Knot

Anchoring the useless string before flinging the acrobatic Mr. Stick over evil dumpster.


Success

Success

A useless rope added and dastardly CAKES trapped in belly of beast!


Prison

Prison

No escape for you, CAKES!


Trusty Guard

Trusty Guard

Mr. Stick stands (er, hangs) guard, keeping CAKES in their place and FOEcakes safe. Thank you Stick. Thank you.


UPDATE 2010.07.22

UPDATE 2010.07.22

Two days later there is no evidence remaining of the events that transpired here. One can only assume the rope proved truly useless in trapping the malicious CAKES, and both it and the valiant Mr. Stick were consumed by the evil dumpster. Vengeance will be mine!



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