I know you're hiding in there CAKES. You shall not escape me, Mr. Stick and useless twine.
Anchoring the useless string before flinging the acrobatic Mr. Stick over evil dumpster.
Mr. Stick stands (er, hangs) guard, keeping CAKES in their place and FOEcakes safe. Thank you Stick. Thank you.
Two days later there is no evidence remaining of the events that transpired here. One can only assume the rope proved truly useless in trapping the malicious CAKES, and both it and the valiant Mr. Stick were consumed by the evil dumpster. Vengeance will be mine!