Naked Mail by JK Bobbins
July 1st, 2009 9:11 PM
(The note contained inside the wallet)
To my dearest chum Rocky:
I present you with this gift, filled with many gifts that represent whatever you want it to represent. Personally, many of the gifts represent my younger years all the way up to my end of High School. May these gifts fill your life with happiness, just as they have done for me.
For the love of the game,
JONNYKOOKAMUNGA
(AKA. Jon)
Check Pictures for contents of wallet and a short description of each item, complete with sentimental values.
UPDATE:
Rocky: Why did I get a wallet in the mail?
Jon: Sf0.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My First Wallet
This is the first wallet I ever had. I thought it was time to pass it on. It has a little scene of a mill and some donkeys. 
Actual Size
Size Actual
America!
A small American ribbon
I choose you!
Grimer, Zubat, and Koffing:
The ultimate poison/grass team.
Sanctuary business card
SF's Premier Medical Cannabis Boutique
Bizzaro
A guy looking at that face/vase optical illusion.
Price tag on the wall gives the different illusions a different price.
Had that baby sitting in my drawer for three years.
Some Teeth
$2 gift certificate to Baskin Robbins
Rubber Band
For when we room together in college, He'll put it on the doorknob when I'm not allowed in.
Guitar Pick
for shreddin'
Gokart Mozart band pin
The name of the band that played at Rocky's 16th birthday party.
Paper Boat
I have about 400 of these in one of my clothes drawers for when I had planned to do the "Helen" task last era. Long story short: it never happened.
$15 in Monopoly money
because I'm thrifty
One silver pirate dubloon
because I'm that good.
the finished work
muy bien
innards
ready to mail
let's do this thing before it gets dark.
Freshair
air fresh
Arrival
Almost couldn't find it.
Farewell
I hope to see you again someday in the hands of another.
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Bex.
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i like the meaning to your mail, but would have really enjoyed 'pushing the envelope' with the address label (pun --regrettably-- intended)
thanks; and yes, the pun was necessary
i too have to question the nakedness, but I think it's like having only socks on; enough of the vitals are showing that it still counts.
I thought it was Naked -
The opener was a banana ...
but for points i need to know two things:
1- could it be open during mailing
2- if yes - what was in it when it arrived at its destination?
Good effort but I feel it's not naked enough. It's wearing a thong at least or perhaps some boxers.