20 + 21 points
Naked Mail by JK Bobbins
July 1st, 2009 9:11 PM
(The note contained inside the wallet)
To my dearest chum Rocky:
I present you with this gift, filled with many gifts that represent whatever you want it to represent. Personally, many of the gifts represent my younger years all the way up to my end of High School. May these gifts fill your life with happiness, just as they have done for me.
For the love of the game,
JONNYKOOKAMUNGA
(AKA. Jon)
Check Pictures for contents of wallet and a short description of each item, complete with sentimental values.
UPDATE:
Rocky: Why did I get a wallet in the mail?
Jon: Sf0.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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2artmouse
2Adam
3Sombrero Guy
4Poisøn Lake
2Camel O'Rama
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posted by artmouse on July 2nd, 2009 3:44 PM
i like the meaning to your mail, but would have really enjoyed 'pushing the envelope' with the address label (pun --regrettably-- intended)
posted by JK Bobbins on July 2nd, 2009 5:20 PM
thanks; and yes, the pun was necessary
posted by Poisøn Lake on July 13th, 2009 4:03 PM
i too have to question the nakedness, but I think it's like having only socks on; enough of the vitals are showing that it still counts.
posted by Camel O'Rama on September 26th, 2009 9:34 PM
I thought it was Naked -
The opener was a banana ...
but for points i need to know two things:
1- could it be open during mailing
2- if yes - what was in it when it arrived at its destination?
Good effort but I feel it's not naked enough. It's wearing a thong at least or perhaps some boxers.