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The Hammer
Level 3: 277 points
Last Logged In: September 4th, 2013
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I think it's clear what's going on here. Fraternizing with the enemy.

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Death Kava by The Hammer, King of Spain October 2nd, 2010 7:16 PM

FRANKEN BERRY, only in town once a year... King of Spain: Skraah, you do realize that you just poured another bowl of that cereal, right? Skraah: That's why it's scary! King of Spain: Skraah, I'm un-pouring this bowl. Skraah: Coward.

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So, at some point some months ago, the General, having recently viewed a thought-provoking film, had a think regarding the woeful loneliness experienced by sign posts and telephone poles. Without much dallying, she contacted me and proposed the chari...

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Saucy Tales by The Hammer February 24th, 2010 7:18 PM

One fine holiday my aunt and uncle came to visit toting two small and lovely children and a six pack of Chile Beer. My uncle, it seemed, had rather taken a liking to the stuff. Throughout his stay here, he downed all but one bottle, and in his hast...

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The Callouses on Your Hands by The Hammer February 23rd, 2010 9:25 PM

Grappling hook accident. I like scars a lot. Not pain, but scars. I think them beautiful. These are a few of mine. Most of them are from my shaving days. After a while I realized that accidentally gouging holes in my legs might not be a fantas...

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Well, Ms. SKRAAH was in our fabled city, and I (Bryce) was without things to do. So, our dear friend Ben called me up. A GROTESQUE OVERSIMPLIFICATION OF THE CONVERSATION WHAT TOOK PLACE: "Hello?" "Hi!" "My friend Sarah is here from New York, and ...

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Player Photograph by The Hammer July 18th, 2009 8:09 PM

Blingin' hard.

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