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Everything That Exists Is On The Internet by Cthulhu Kitty
May 8th, 2007 8:29 PM
Okay, this is not exciting, and probably not what the originator of this task was hoping for, but here goes:
Out of the plethora of naked pictures on the internet, none of them are of me.
Something that exists: me in a naked state.
This is not and will never be on the internet. No, POON, this is not a challenge.
And quite frankly, this is quite possibly a good thing :)
Out of the plethora of naked pictures on the internet, none of them are of me.
Something that exists: me in a naked state.
This is not and will never be on the internet. No, POON, this is not a challenge.
And quite frankly, this is quite possibly a good thing :)
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posted by Cthulhu Kitty on May 10th, 2007 6:10 PM
Let's just all agree that I have or can have such a picture. And that it aint leaving my control. ever.
posted by Yenoh Honey on May 17th, 2007 9:13 AM
http://www.floofy.com/zenpoon.jpg
http://sf0.org/Yenoh/Package-From-The-Insane/
posted by avidd opolis on May 17th, 2007 1:59 PM
>No, POON, this is not a challenge.
It sure sounds like a challenge. Are you sure you don't want to reconsider this completion? Otherwise you will be FG (fair game) for the rest of your life.
I knew there was a very simple solution to this. I was on the right track, but my ideas would be spoiled once put into text. If only I had thought of a photo.
Though one would argue that you being in a naked state is only an acceptable proof if you were constantly naked, and you never used the internet. Have you ever used the internet in the nude? In that case, you were on the internet in a naked state. Funny, how that little word "on" takes on multiple meanings and screws everything up.
However, if you took a picture of yourself naked and just kept it with you, you could say a picture of yourself naked is not on the internet (which is actually what is essentially missing from the internet with your claim). The problem in this is that people would just have to take your word that such a picture exists, until you come up with a creative way to prove it; a way of which I cannot yet fathom.
Interesting task, this one. Regardless, good thinking!
EDIT: I got it. I've just thought of a way to provide definitive proof of the existence of something without putting it on the internet. I just need to necessary supplies. *evil laughter*