To start things off I work in a big box retail store with a giant yellow tag as a logo, (rhymes with shmest shmy) so I get strange encounters on a regular basis. This is one of two of my favorite encounters that have happened to me in the past week. I had just clocked off to lunch, still in my retail uniform (blue polo with black slacks), and went to the front registers to purchase a coke. While I had my head in the fridge I was interuppted by a rather large african american woman who I'll quote, "I hope you don' mind grabbin' mama one o' those?". Not thinking anything of it I reached back in to grab her one. To her surprise she she stated "DAMN, I thought you were my daughta!". I look back to see her daughter not too far behind her. She was also african american, about twelve and wearing pink. I am a twenty year old white male with a beard. I see where she got confused...