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(Not) Energy Drink by Kommando

June 22nd, 2009 6:48 PM / Location: -27.56757,153.07787

INSTRUCTIONS: Design and produce a ________ drink. The only adjective that you may not insert in the blank is "energy."

Screw you AJAX web2.0 not keeping form data ive entered this three times already!


Last night during some heavy drinking we happened upon the

Jamacian Bobsled



1 shot blue curacao
1 shot malibu
3 shots orange juice
dash of lemon/lime juice

build over ice and blend thoroughly
add coconut milk to finished drink and stir twice with swizzle stick

if you get a drink that looks like a pidgeon took a shit in a green slushy you've got it. this was made with the remenants of the booze we were making blue hawaiians with. In denis' eagerness to get a taste he knocked over the blender containing the rest of the drink and it sluiced over the bench, down his pants and onto his shoes, denis then slipped over in the spilled drink and crashed onto the floor. "Denis? ya dead?" "yeah mon".

jamacian bobsled by virtue of being built over ice contains less energy than one without freezer assitance by simple thermodynamics. Alcohol tends to cool the body with the process of alcohol metabolism being endothermic, requireing energy, denis after falling over contained less potential energy, he has fallen as far as he can and expended that potential cum kinetic energy to the floor. and being alcoholic the Jamacian Bobsled led us to enthusiastically expend our excess energy performing various drunk shenanigans until we crashed out exhausted in bed to wake hungover at midday the next day. in summary:

Jamacian Bobsled is an anti-energy drink

i'll take photos the next time we make it, im all out of booze.

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posted by Sean Mahan on June 23rd, 2009 9:32 PM

Alcohol tends to cool the body with the process of alcohol metabolism being endothermic, requireing energy, denis after falling over contained less potential energy, he has fallen as far as he can and expended that potential cum kinetic energy to the floor.


Won me over. sorry about the form

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posted by Spidere on June 26th, 2009 4:35 PM

I hate it when the form does that, too.

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posted by Kommando on June 29th, 2009 8:10 PM

useless bloody form. it doesnt update so you hit back and pop its all gone.

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posted by Spidere on June 29th, 2009 8:20 PM

I've recently had success using "enable rich text" to save; but I've also been copying it to a text file, just in case.