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Dr. Awkward
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Something Fishy by Dr. Awkward, Young Cain, Not Here No More, SOMBREROED SEPTANINJA, Jackboots, Pirates! Attack!

September 20th, 2009 9:30 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Go fishing for something that is not fish.

We fished... for fatties! Fatties of all shapes, sizes, ages, flocked to us for our most scrumptious bait: donuts. Initially we planned to go to Power to the Peaceful that day, but we ended up tasking downtown instead...
We first went to the dollar store and bought a package of five or six donuts, then bought a dowel from Cole Hardware to make a rod. Finally, we sat down at Yerba Buena and strung it up. The first girl came, a chubby little strawberry blonde in a pink outfit. She screamed: "I want it!" and took it. That was our first fish. We didn't get a photo of it, because Bryce ended up downstairs a little too late to take photos. After this, we were soon removed from the vicinity by the Yerba Buena Fuzz. We continued over a Bart station, but it was relatively unsuccessful. Finally, we decided that teenagers were the best fatties one could find. Teenagers eat anything, and they eat it with gusto, so we went fishing on monday and tuesday in the quad at SOTA. Initially, people didn't know what to make of it, but eventually it gained popularity and we had a crowd by tuesday. It was an incredibly impassioned event, and was colored by the many different characters...we had:

a thief: a freshman trying to steal the donuts
Mexican partiers (I'm actually latin: I found this appropriate): Chason and his friend who fished also, but treated it like it was a piniata party...
proud man-ho-fish: A variation of a man-bear-pig that would not take the donuts from the line, but wanted it, watching from where the fishermen were.
Huck Finn: Which was Bryce in flannel and a straw hat. It worked ridiculously well...
A pirate enthusiast: who decided to get in on the action.
A jackboots: I still don't know what this means to us....
and a simple Creative Writer and a Visual artist. :]

After Tuesday we had gone through at least fifty-some donuts (or donut like pastries) and had thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Thanks much to Jake for the donut contribution! And to Chason for giving us money to do it again!

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scrumptious donuts (and Bryce)
posted by susy derkins on September 20th, 2009 9:58 PM

Teen San Francisco SF-zerians rock the house. Swinging of the feet and humming FTW.

ditto and...
posted by anna one on September 20th, 2009 11:10 PM

bayou songs!

ahahaha
posted by Samantha on September 20th, 2009 10:16 PM

this is fantastically amazing

wow.
posted by Borgasm on September 21st, 2009 2:04 AM

This is epic. I love the pictures of people eating the donuts with no hands. Om nom nom nom! Please let's be friends xP

Marvelously Surreal
posted by Palindromedary on September 21st, 2009 12:21 PM

I was going to file suite against you on behalf of myself and other fatties, then I was distracted by your repeated use of the word 'donut'.

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posted by Young Cain on September 21st, 2009 9:37 PM

Donuts are the secret ace of hypnotists. :]

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posted by rongo rongo on September 22nd, 2009 1:24 PM

Excellent choice of bait, and you clearly knew your fish well.

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posted by Wolf on September 29th, 2009 3:50 AM

Hilarious idea, the results were highly entertaining.