15 + 1 points
Puns of the Navarone by George McArthur
November 18th, 2012 3:33 PM
When I walked by the car I saw two doctors sitting in the front seat. It was a pair of medics.
The toll for the Skyway Bridge is now $1.50. That's a 50% increase in a span of just 10 years.
My drama teacher teacher told me I would never be an actor because I won't take direction.
I know someone who is a roads scholar. She teaches driver's education.
Cows don't like round hay bales because they don't think they're getting a square meal.
The toll for the Skyway Bridge is now $1.50. That's a 50% increase in a span of just 10 years.
My drama teacher teacher told me I would never be an actor because I won't take direction.
I know someone who is a roads scholar. She teaches driver's education.
Cows don't like round hay bales because they don't think they're getting a square meal.
1 vote(s)
Terms
(none yet)3 comment(s)
posted by Amoeba Man on November 19th, 2012 9:39 AM
I know he thought these jokes would make us laugh, but sadly, no pun in ten did.
(That's "no half-pun in five did", for the mathematically precise).
posted by Idøntity matrix on November 23rd, 2012 6:11 AM
Maybe just a photo of the two medics? I think "create" is an important word too.
This is the Internet, not the real world.