Mr. Green

in the dining room not paying attention to WEE GEE!

Miss Scarlet

in the kitchen making a sandwich where she belongs.

Mrs. White

in the ball room with a bicycle pump (fetish time?)! BOW CHIKA WOW WOW

Professor Plum

in the stairwell FIRING HIS LASERZ!

Mrs. Peacock

in the study with a macaroon (it's cookie, moron).

Colonel Mustard

in the billiard room with a herring! By Jove!

But of course we all know

the butler did it, right? :)