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at least you're better than leftover pizza.
It's that thought that keeps me going these days, really.
Dude, I think the Cloverfield monster has red hair and is really pissed off about your video camera.
Greetings, fellow FOE. I have never met you, but from your photograph feel as if we have been foes for years and years.
Also I like that your head doubles as some sort of exit.
Hahahaha! Oh, this is wonderful.
Yeah, yeah, I know. If you fold him over he looks far less happy.
As is, though... who's to deny a monster a little happiness?
Butt bow! Tell me you have heard of Deirdre Flint and not just spontaneously generated that term from your own subconscious!
Although now that I think of it, that would also be cool.
As is the dress itself.
This, and you, are fantastic.
You are all fantastic.
I TOTALLY lost to a banana.